My guild's called Altoholics Anonymous. Ours are ... different.
Psychotherapist - GM (only because PsychotherapistOfDoom wouldn't fit)
Crazy Person - Founder/Officer with authenticator
Almost Crazy - Founder/Officer without Authenticator
Nutjob - Officer
Semisane - longstanding/contributing member
Normal - regular member
Altoholic2be - New member/trial
We all tend to be, uhm, unique, so the crazy theme came along. Some days, it feels like I'm herding cats. On others, the members of the guild think the inmates have revolted and taken over the asylum.
Sometimes ... I think they're right.