Tanks, bored in a heroic?Follow

Of course this assumes you can tank competently and know what you're doing, since it makes it more believable

(Instance name) *HEROIC* DATA LOADED

Keep repeating the below until they say Y instead of "yes" or "yeah" or anything else, cracks me up every time
HEALER READY? Y/N TO PROCEED

ACKNOWLEDGED - PROCEEDING

Reach a boss, of course keep asking if they're ready until they respond with Y or y:
LOADING (Boss name) SCRIPT NOW - PLEASE WAIT
PROCESSING
PROCESSING
PROCESSING
COMPLETE - HEALER READY? Y/N TO PROCEED

Get a baddie? Below generally gets someone to initiate a votekick so you don't have to, if they say yes keep posting it after every pull
PARTY MEMBER (Name) BELOW EXPECTED DPS PARAMETERS - PROCEED WITH INSTANCE REGARDLESS? Y/N TO CONTINUE

NOTICE - PARTY MEMBER (Name) HAS BROKEN CC # TIME(S) Continue to keep tally

Dps ninjas your tanking gear?
UNAUTHORIZED ROLL DETECTED - DISENGAGING PROGRAM NOW
Zone out, watch nerd rage

Get a terrible group that doesn't seem salvageable? Hilariously people will wait while you count up EVERY time
ERROR DETECTED, RESTARTING PROGRAM NOW, zone out
RELOADING (Instance name) *HEROIC* DATA
2%
7%
16%
24%
31%
35%
39%
44%
52%
56%
59%
66%
71%
77%
82%
85%
89%
91%
94%
97%
99%
FATAL ERROR - MANUAL RESTART REQUIRED

Do dailies until you get booted or until they get fed up waiting to see if you come back or not, they usually wait five minutes

As a bot runs have been WAY smoother, although I guess you might get some simpleton reporting you because they actually think you're a bot, but I doubt Blizzard would be stupid enough to punish anyone based on a log that contained idiocy like this

DPS swap in the middle of a run?

PARTY COMPOSITION ADJUSTMENT DETECTED. APPLYING RELEVANT SCRIPT CHANGES.

PROCESSING

PROCESSING

COMPLETE.

PARTY MEMBER (Party Member) ASSIGNED MARK: (Mark)
(Repeat for every party member with a CC target.)

oh and if the healer is low mana after a pull:
HEALER MANA BELOW ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS. PROCEED REGARDLESS? Y/N

and the like

this is a lot of #%%#ing fun. smart groups are in on the joke. I had one guy as I (the last party member alive) in Vp going "go bot go!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJfh3LNcvxw

I didn't really put any thought into it. I just copy pasted the things into macros and I forgot to make a wait timer between each line so it all came up at once...

I'll make a better one sometime tomorrow and hope I get some funnier people than this group, they were actually pretty good with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoxjeLnCqlE

This one is more epic.

That is brilliant.

What the @#%^ are you doing here?

No, i just happened to be browsing the wow forums minutes after that post.

Edit: As far as intentionally wiping, that depends. The video didn't show us how good the players were. They did, however, "unauthorized" pulling at least 3 times in the video, and that says to me, that they either had impatient, or incompetent players.

Maybe the wiping was justified?

Hey guys, Rindell here.

I didn't wipe that group, one guy died to a charge and then they reset the boss. They aggro'd it again while staring at me wondering what was going on. Any deaths from them aggroing it after reset is their fault for not moving.

Indeed wiping a group is not cool, but for the effect of the video (and one unlucky group) a couple of characters were harmed in the making of this video.