Did anyone remember to tell summmo about the eating/drinking change? No?
Summmo, as they were developing Cata, it came to the attention of the developers that players have been slamming down feasts and booze since Vanilla but every outhouse in the game is locked, occupied or otherwise unavailable to players. Blizzard, well known for potty humor, has implemented a new feature. After eating/drinking, you must relieve yourself within 48 hours. Players who do not, will get the "Constipated" debuff and causing them to lose STAM,INT and SPIRIT. After another 24 hours with the "Constipated" debuff, you get "Couldn't give a ..." and begin to loose rep with all factions. After 72 hours of "Couldn't give a ..." the character will be deleted. To avoid the debuffs, you must find the outhouse key, which is a random zone drop. Use the outhouse key at one of the outhouses scattered across Azeroth to prove that you really do give a ...
Can you guys remember some of the other changes he needs to be warned about? He seems to be a bit weak in the Wowhead and may not know if we don't tell him.