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#1 Jul 21 2010 at 12:50 AM Rating: Default
Been meaning to do this for a while, and figured it might be good for a laugh. Make up a joke based on WoW, or rip of older jokes and stick wow characters in them. Like a preist and a shaman walk into a tavern... You know. Funniest joke wins a cookie. Mmmmm, cookie... (On that note, a while back we voted for the worldofwar.net's official cookie. Can anyone remember what it was? I think it was chocolate chip).

Anyway, beng as I started this thread, better put in my very own bad Wow joke. Though I hope we get some good ones, I could use a good laugh.

Q: What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?



Edited, Jul 21st 2010 3:16am by wowcharmer
#2 Jul 21 2010 at 1:14 AM Rating: Good
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wowcharmer wrote:
Anyway, beng as I started this thread, better put in my very own bad Wow joke. Though I hope we get some good ones, I could use a good laugh.

Q: What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?


That's a terrible joke.
Mostly because it's... not a joke - it's a riddle.
That you didn't even give the answer to.
#3 Jul 21 2010 at 1:19 AM Rating: Good
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arnlell wrote:
wowcharmer wrote:
Anyway, beng as I started this thread, better put in my very own bad Wow joke. Though I hope we get some good ones, I could use a good laugh.

Q: What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?


That's a terrible joke.
Mostly because it's... not a joke - it's a riddle.
That you didn't even give the answer to.
The answer is soup.

It's still terrible. But it's obvious. Edit: Don't get me wrong, I like the idea of a joke thread. That's just not a strong start.

Edited, Jul 21st 2010 1:32am by Poldaran
#4 Jul 21 2010 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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#5 Jul 21 2010 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
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Hey did you guys here the story about the tauren and
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#6 Jul 21 2010 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Hey did you guys here the story about the tauren and


...the Westfall chicken getting together over breakfast?
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#7 Jul 22 2010 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Hey did you guys here the story about the tauren and


...the Westfall chicken getting together over breakfast?


Yeah, I love Steak and Eggs!
#8 Jul 22 2010 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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This thread is really going places.
#9 Nov 06 2011 at 6:10 PM Rating: Default
i've one nice =)

Q: How do you know if you are playing too much WoW?

A: When you can’t wait for new WoW Expanision and you go to the Zoo and ask some random Panda if he can show you some Monk skillz!

from: http://www.worldofjokecraft.com
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#10 Nov 06 2011 at 6:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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i've one nice =)

Q: How do you know if you are playing too much WoW?

A: When you can’t wait for new WoW Expanision and you go to the Zoo and ask some random Panda if he can show you some Monk skillz!


Seriously you necroed this for a terrible joke thats not even your own. You fail sir GOOD DAY.
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#11 Nov 06 2011 at 6:23 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah, that was pretty bad. Smiley: lol It made me laugh, but that's not very difficult to do.
#12 Nov 06 2011 at 6:46 PM Rating: Good
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Seriously you necroed this


... to spam a link.
#13 Nov 06 2011 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
I think he should have used this joke to necro the thread with.

Joke has sexual content, just as an FYI.
#14 Nov 06 2011 at 7:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I think he should have used this joke to necro the thread with.

Joke has sexual content, just as an FYI.


you sure have a dirty mind... lol
#15 Nov 06 2011 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
Yup. But that's what makes me lovable! Smiley: grin
#16 Nov 06 2011 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I think he should have used this joke to necro the thread with.

Joke has sexual content, just as an FYI.


A dirty joke from Tails... NEVER

I chuckled.
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#17 Nov 07 2011 at 1:56 AM Rating: Good
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A Marine walks into a bar, but there's no counter...

Wait, wrong game.
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#18 Nov 07 2011 at 6:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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shadyy2 wrote:
i've one nice =)

Q: How do you know if you are playing too much WoW?

A: When you can’t wait for new WoW Expanision and you go to the Zoo and ask some random Panda if he can show you some Monk skillz!


Over the summer we made a visit to the zoo in Madison, Wi. They were giving out trading cards which gave facts on the various animals in the zoo. We arrived at the polar bear exhibit and my 5 year old asked the animal trainer what "Special Moves" the bear had. Pokemon for the win...

Joke: A Night elf says: "I have an gnome girlfriend.... I'm nuts over her..."
#19 Nov 07 2011 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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We arrived at the polar bear exhibit and my 5 year old asked the animal trainer what "Special Moves" the bear had. Pokemon for the win...


Pokémon: Making life hell for nature and science teachers since 1996.
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