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#1 Jan 08 2007 at 9:08 PM Rating: Default
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
All my base
are belong to you.
#2 Jan 08 2007 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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That's pretty old >_<
#4 Jan 08 2007 at 9:51 PM Rating: Decent
In before this gets moved to the OOT and then ignored.
#5 Jan 08 2007 at 10:39 PM Rating: Decent
Rime how are you on Anetheron and not in TFS with us all???
#6 Jan 09 2007 at 12:03 AM Rating: Decent
Best pickup line:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
#7 Jan 09 2007 at 1:30 AM Rating: Decent
"I have two computers. What say we go to my place and cyber?"
#8 Jan 09 2007 at 1:37 AM Rating: Decent
To male: Are those D20s in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

To female: You must be the only human with a base 20 Charisma.
#9 Jan 09 2007 at 1:40 AM Rating: Decent
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My best friends favorit line: "Nice shoes wanna f*ck?"

The bad part is he actually got 2 number with that one.
#10 Jan 09 2007 at 1:40 AM Rating: Good
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I cyber on the first IM. - Starry
#11 Jan 09 2007 at 2:25 AM Rating: Decent
StarryKnight wrote:
I cyber on the first IM. - Starry


And on a completely unrelated note, can I have your IM name? Smiley: inlove
#12 Jan 09 2007 at 2:40 AM Rating: Good
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i need help turning my floppy into a hard drive, and i was wondering if i could use your ports.

potentially quite innocuous, but at the same time sooooo dirty.
#13 Jan 09 2007 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
I have this T-shirt on order at the moment :)
#14 Jan 09 2007 at 6:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Here's a line a friend of mine and I came up with when I was around the age of 21.It requires a few physical ques as well.
First, go down on one knee and grab the future Miss. Nerdlimgs hand. Next the pick up line." Fair Lady I am here to offer you an artifact known as the Rod of temptation. Should you except a boy will become a man this day.( wipes tear from eye) Do you except?"

Sad thing is my friend tried this on random girl at a casino and it worked. He left us behind and that was the last we saw of him for a few days.
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