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Some dude called edrftgy said "Here's a thread where you can post the newbiest saying you've ever heard. Please include Race, Class, and Noob rating from 1-10" on this forum once.

Noob rating = 10 lolz.

*edit - I just went to my server forum to find out what the below was all about and came across this post: http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html?topicId=97630103&sid=1 *

On my server whenever I enter the trade channel there is always a conversation along the lines of

nub1: wtb [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying] lol
nub2: [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]??
nub1: Ya [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying] lol
nub3: OMG [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying] is Imba rofl
nub2: You wants to buy [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]?
nub4: [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]? O rly?
nub1: Ya want to duel wield [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]but Blizz wont allow it cause its too imb
nub5: Dude, wheres my [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]???? lololol
nub6: Has anyone seen Star Trek: The wrath of [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]??? lol

etc etc and then at somepoin in the conersation a level 1 guy called Foror who is in a guild named Foror's Compendium will pop up and then continue with the spam


Foror: Lol has anyone seen my [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]??????
nub7: OMG look its Foror himself lol where is his [Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying]?????

Maybe it was slightly amusing the first time but I swear everytime I enter trade channel horde side on Tarren Mill EU server this happens.

Edited, Jan 8th 2007 7:47am by SatanWantsMe

"How do I get to Ironforge?" (Asked by a level 60 Paladin in Stormwind)

[]"Cover my back"[/]


-Level 60 Warrior on Greymane while facing a elder mottled boar

I'm on my (30) Night Elf on the boat from Ratchet to Booty Bay. There is one Human Warlock about level 22 on the boat. There are three Horde people on the boat, one at level 1, one around 20+ and one level ??.

I see in chat the Human says "What level are you?"

Now, if he's talking to me then he's pretty high level to not realize he can see my level. If he's talking to the level ?? Horde then he's too high a level to not know that the Horde guy can't understand a word he says.

I just kept quiet and danced with the nice level ?? Horde Orc who danced with me. :P

Mage:now you will die! Warlock: OOOOHHHH CRAP!!!!!!