AKAMA SERVER (poem)Follow

Allow me to redeem myself with a swift riposte, so that this thread may continue to remain on its topic.

As stated previously, the administrators would be the only members of these forums with access to that sort of information. Granted, when I said an IP "trace", I was actually referring to the simple discovery of what one's IP is. This in itself is not illegal. Forsooth, you may establish what one's IP address is through any sort of net-based contact with that person.

I do hope this clarifies the issue.

You sound like a bad British play.

it is really bad!!!! i cant handle that!!! does everyone think its bad!!!!!!!!

Someone's got mild psychosis...

The poem itself was not all that bad, a little short for my tastes, and the other misrakes, Mike already pointed out himself. The only real problem I had was with the poet himself and the fact that he created numerous accounts to praise his work.

Pardon the interjection, but I cannot remain as just a bystander watching Lee take the wrath of petty critics. For all of you that describe the posts of me and my fellow intellectuals as "pseudo-intelligence" I say curses! If attending two semesters at Kings College does not make one an Intellectual these days, I know not what does.

Ode to the Chieftain
Deadbro(ther) Of Akama


Oh wondrous Chieftain!

Oh wretched beast!

Thou hast the strength of a thousand men!

And a roar that would startle even the great lurker.


Yet, thou art a Woman.

Or, art thou?

Thine massive shoulders pertrude to the heavens!

Thine stomach and back infused as one!


Thy epic mount the greatest Kodo!

For only a wondrous beast is able to carry thy weight!

The innocent, Cannibalized by your wicked fangs!

Spares no one, does the vile beast!


Thine heinous figure scares even the bravest child,

Nay, even thy engineering goggles cannot conceal you,

You call it a blessing, we call it a curse,

Your ego is in excess, not in dearth.


If you do not agro, you may linger, though it is obscene,

As long as you keep fifteen paces between!



Edited, Dec 21st 2006 9:44pm by deadbrother

Please do not veer the forum off topic. We are here to discuss poetry about the mighty chieftain and the wondrous, yet frail Sprigner.

Ha ha! Arthur Adams you are sharp as the arrows the Sprigner fires! Yes, it is true that I have referred to the Sprigner in a copious amount of ways, and these ways have not always been similar. But to be cursory, the Sprigner is indeed a highly developed **** Sapien; however, against the Chieftain he is frail and obsolete. It is his one "tragic flaw", if you will. The beast we know as the Chieftain has been known to swallow gnomes whole, decapitating the poor creatures, and drinking their blood as sustenance for her ever increasing power. She has been spotted roaming the fields, crushing the little creatures under her massive body while rolling, showing no remorse, no care, only hideous, almost roaring laughter. A photo of this chieftain will be exposed at a later date, when the sun and the stars align.



Edited, Dec 21st 2006 9:07pm by deadbrother

This thread is too complicated for my simple mind.

Only thing I can understand is that "chieften" became "chieftain".

I either have had too much coffee, or clearly not enough...

This thread is amusing none the less!

not sure why, but it is...

Edited, Dec 21st 2006 8:52pm by TruthSeeker

Impressive lexicon, terrible poetry. One of the less boring trolling attempts.

That's an easy conclusion to jump to, soemthing Ohmikeghod did. So why is this ratiocination and not dismissive egotism? Well here we go.

The entire facade is set up to impress. The poems are stereotypical. Odes with the kind of vocabulary one normally associates with astute or linguistically inclined people. It is true some poems are like that, but anyone who DOES have a predileciton of poetry will tell you this follows a perfect stereotype, and that most modern poems are of a different form (though of course there are many individual styles). A few examples are the poets Cummings and Frost. The poems posted here and purely a petty attempt at manipulation. Oh, and this is also somewhat evidenced by the fact that they are terrible, seriously.

And yeah the spontaneous appearance of low count posters who adamantly praise the OP doesn't make the situation any less dubious.

The difference between someone who uses a varied lexicon to impress and one who does so to be accurate is obvious as well.

I was content to watch this thread and chuckle until I reached this gem.

Poseur, check.
Pseudo-intellectual, check,.

Luk @ meh, i m zo smrt i spel gud. (Oh dear God, that hurt to type)

Misspellings make you sound stupider, not smarter.

Edit: Chuckle, not chickle

Edited, Dec 22nd 2006 12:02pm by danieldakkak