A Humble Poem About RoguesFollow

The Rogue's Lament

Me showum me not just sum stoopid rogue
Who no can role play fakum scottish brogue
Me showum me got epic big boy pants
Me can do more than kazum wipe in scholomance!

Me gunna grind high warlord suit
with purple cape and belt and helm and boot
Me gottum fishin pole for arathi
Me sittum alterac and go to pee

Me no listen to what yooum say
Me makum macro yellum "lern2play"
Me lafum lots when sayum yooum *****
Me kazum trouble then me gunna disappear

Me waitum till the mob near got you died
Then stabum innum back and strut around wit pride
Me no can makum gold from teh way me play
It no matter cuz me buyum on ebay

Me quitum alliance that just kiddie WOW
Me playum horde wit the grown ups now
Me flirtum every girl toon that me see
Me not know they male and fat and bald and forty three

Me no likum priest in BRD
Who mind control and jump me in teh lava sea
Mucho costum fixum epix gear
When dieum four times swimming outa there

Me thinkum peeps should me likum more
And no say me just lousy HK *****
Or that me hardum healum wipum raid
It tankums fault that aggro no on him stayed!



(And, yes, I do have both an alliance and a horde rogue)

Edited, Dec 19th 2006 12:58pm by AddictedFanatic