10) Necrophiliac free, if you know what I mean.
9) Gnome cuteness > all.
8) None of our races have to bear the brunt of endless "bull by the horns" or "bullcrap" jokes.
7) We have PvP gods (Pally's) while all you get are wimpy Shamans.
6) We smell better. Not only do Trolls and Orcs seldom bathe, but those Undead can't be too fragrant either.
5) We don't have to watch people eat corpses. Honestly, I wonder how the rest of the Horde even maintains their appetite.
4) We get all the good patches of land. You have... what, swamps and wastelands?
3) We actually win all the wars in the previous games.
2) We have all the hot women. All the ones the Hordies have have either tusks or horns, or are (un)dead.
And the #1 reason) Dwarf tossing.
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10) Older the berry Xp
9) Gnomes cuteness applies to stew also.
8) "Moo. I said it."
7) Pallies aren't PvP gods. Rogues are. Both sides have rogues.
6) When you stink all your life, it don't stink anymore.
5) That reminds me, I'm hungry right now.
4) You've never been to Kalimdor, have you?
3) Well... errr.... uh.... Your mamma! /cry
2) I like it rough, REALLY rough.
1) Dwarf eating.
9) Gnomes cuteness applies to stew also.
8) "Moo. I said it."
7) Pallies aren't PvP gods. Rogues are. Both sides have rogues.
6) When you stink all your life, it don't stink anymore.
5) That reminds me, I'm hungry right now.
4) You've never been to Kalimdor, have you?
3) Well... errr.... uh.... Your mamma! /cry
2) I like it rough, REALLY rough.
1) Dwarf eating.
Um... Storywise, diddn't the Horde win Wc1, and the Frist part of Wc2? (Before the Dark portal was destroyed) ( I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's how it worked...)
One of the female Orc faces is kinda cute. And Orcs got curves, too.
10)Night elf males dance like they are male strippers
9) Gnomes are creepy
8) Humans are like roaches, where ther is one, there are many, and they carry diseas
7) Dwaves have big weapons to make up for small guns
6) A night elf female can be found on any street corner
5) Humans pick thier toe nails
4) Gnomes talk with lisps
3) The dwarves, gnomes and humans don't have to fall very far to the ground when I kill them
2) No shamans, only weak paladins
1) Just like a human to bring a sword to a gun fight. As my hunter lays the smack down on human warriors.
9) Gnomes are creepy
8) Humans are like roaches, where ther is one, there are many, and they carry diseas
7) Dwaves have big weapons to make up for small guns
6) A night elf female can be found on any street corner
5) Humans pick thier toe nails
4) Gnomes talk with lisps
3) The dwarves, gnomes and humans don't have to fall very far to the ground when I kill them
2) No shamans, only weak paladins
1) Just like a human to bring a sword to a gun fight. As my hunter lays the smack down on human warriors.
Night elf males dance like Michael Jackson. Night Elf females do strip dancing....which is the hottest thing i've seen in a video game yet. lol
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10) least the dudes getting some
9) gnome tastieness in a red sauce > all.
8) who says the tauren bear it? see reason nine above.
7) everyone has a weakness, learn to exploit it, all depends on the players also.
6) smell dont bother us, smells like us. to our enemies? chemical warfare. think something thats been rotting inside of an undead body for 6 months isnt lethal? hehe someone grab a lighter. frrrrt.
5) yeah you guys go ahead and toil like slaves devoting half your able bodies to growing "brussle sprouts" as for the undead, they just see food all around and dont bother whining about it. braaains
4) its the way we like it. used to be nice by your standards, now nice by ours. ya dont like swamps? listen to CCR green river. besides took em all from you didnt we? hehe.
3) all the wars? then why ya end up runnin from us and giving up kalimdor? arthas was once your hero ... look at him now. also see number four above
2) agreeing with the other guy here, we like it rough. tusks and horns you say? what could possibly be wrong with our ladies bein a lil bit horny?
1) dwarf tossing? agreeing with you here, grab him by the neck and toss him into a wall! toss him into the cooking pot next! or just toss him to a nearby undead. see above numbers 9, 10, and 5.
9) gnome tastieness in a red sauce > all.
8) who says the tauren bear it? see reason nine above.
7) everyone has a weakness, learn to exploit it, all depends on the players also.
6) smell dont bother us, smells like us. to our enemies? chemical warfare. think something thats been rotting inside of an undead body for 6 months isnt lethal? hehe someone grab a lighter. frrrrt.
5) yeah you guys go ahead and toil like slaves devoting half your able bodies to growing "brussle sprouts" as for the undead, they just see food all around and dont bother whining about it. braaains
4) its the way we like it. used to be nice by your standards, now nice by ours. ya dont like swamps? listen to CCR green river. besides took em all from you didnt we? hehe.
3) all the wars? then why ya end up runnin from us and giving up kalimdor? arthas was once your hero ... look at him now. also see number four above
2) agreeing with the other guy here, we like it rough. tusks and horns you say? what could possibly be wrong with our ladies bein a lil bit horny?
1) dwarf tossing? agreeing with you here, grab him by the neck and toss him into a wall! toss him into the cooking pot next! or just toss him to a nearby undead. see above numbers 9, 10, and 5.
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Arthas is still my hero ;)
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3) We actually win all the wars in the previous games.
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6) We smell better. Not only do Trolls and Orcs seldom bathe, but those Undead can't be too fragrant either.
Ouch comparing the Horde to the French, that is way below the belt man easy up. =P
Well Horde is out numbered as it is, and Paladins suck. Rogues for the win (even though i can kill both ^__^).
And Alliance is just the Zerging realm. On my server (BlackRock) all the Alliance always said there was more Horde because we always owned them. Last Cencus that was done said there was just under 7000 Alliance and 2600 Horde.
There was also 1900ish Paladins, if you have that many of one class their bound to kill something.
So i think Horde are better just because theres less of them.
Anyone can join a winning team and win, but not everyone can join a loosing team and own.
And Alliance is just the Zerging realm. On my server (BlackRock) all the Alliance always said there was more Horde because we always owned them. Last Cencus that was done said there was just under 7000 Alliance and 2600 Horde.
There was also 1900ish Paladins, if you have that many of one class their bound to kill something.
So i think Horde are better just because theres less of them.
Anyone can join a winning team and win, but not everyone can join a loosing team and own.
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I dunno about winning all the wars - especially when 50+ Alliance attacking Camp Taurajo get smacked down by 20 Horde with an overall lower level average on Eonar inside of 5 minutes and their raid promptly disintegrates.
Rated down?! Pooh; some people evidently can't take a joke. :\
Heh. "The Horde" won WC1, the first half of WC2, and the alliance was completely destroyed by Arthas and the Lich King in WC3. The Alliance has no heroes.... Jaina is neutral when it comes to things that could change the world, and everyone else is dead.
Besides, you guys have NEs, and they called down the Burning Legion on all of us.
Besides, you guys have NEs, and they called down the Burning Legion on all of us.
I get too much gnome bashing. :(
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