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#1 Nov 29 2004 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, we've seen enough of the classic WoW vs FFXI but the ultimate question remains: Can WoW defeat the almighty classic game based on a kid's TV show that didn't last one season and a cult classic movie series: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?! Lets see...

Graphics: Clearly AOTKT wins this hands down. You want cartoony graphics look no further then the Killer Tomatoes. The primitive 8 bit sprite graphics clearly shows off its stuff, dancing circles around the so called "polygon" approach that WoW takes. Whats more, there are two, count them, two dimensions that the player must navigate through, clearly not a easy feat to achieve.

Music: You kidding me? Tomatoes wins again. Sorry, WoW, but your opera crap of music isn't going to cut it. You see, there are too many music pieces to remember and I don't have the patience to remember them all. I just want the same song to play over and over again. Thats how music is done, bucko. Start learning how to do it right.

Control: Tomatoes win again. WTF? All you have to do is move left....then right. You hit the A button to jump and step on the tomatoe, killing him dead. This is control at it's finest. No fancy interface/button crap we've been fed. I just want to stomp on the tomato, see the cute little red squirt, then carry on to the next tomato.

Community: Looks like the Tomatoes are going to win GOTY this year! There is no community in the game. No one to argue with, no one to call the GM on and no one to call a noob. Just you and the tomatoes as they approach in their l337ness. Come on, we all know tomatoes are l337!

Overall: In conclusion, milking corny franchises based on old 70's movies that were made with a budget $5 large makes for the ultimate game. FFXI cannot withstand its might and Blizzard is weaken by its presence. There is only one game to buy over all: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Screenshots: http://www.vgmuseum.com/images/nes/01/attackKT.html
#2 Nov 29 2004 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Bah if you were impressed by AOTKT then you'll **** once you see the almighty Chuby Cherib.
#3 Nov 29 2004 at 7:01 PM Rating: Good
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Classic, I still say my 52in1 NES game beats AOTKT (half the games don't work) easily and maybe even WoW.
Now hush, I'm going to paly donkey kong 1, 2 or 3, hmm maybe I'll play kung-fu instead. CAN YOU SAY THAT!? pfft confining yourselves to one game, you're a n00b redmoon learn some skillz from me :P
#4 Nov 29 2004 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
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Don't make bust out Burger Time! Burger time OWNS j00! WTFOMFGBBQ!!1!!!!1!!12334329
#5 Nov 29 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Burget time falls to the most awsome game to grace the face of the earth.



E.T. for the atari 2600. Come on you just cant beat a turdlike creatrue collecting rieces pieces. and falling in wird holes looking for phone parts.
#6 Nov 29 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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And I'm complaining that we haven't gotten WoW yet when Burger time and AOTKT still haven't gotten released even after having waited... uuuhm... 17 years? :P
#7 Nov 29 2004 at 7:27 PM Rating: Default
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hey dont complain there still in alpha. You should know by now the more time the devs take to make the game the better.
#8 Nov 29 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
Mike Tysons Punch Out!!!
(>'.')=D Take THAT Mr. Perfect!!!
#9 Nov 29 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll just put my hopes up that I'll be able to enter Open Beta then, anyone know when this is scheduled for Burger time?
The crew at Mcdonalds only looked at me funny when I asked if they had burger time OB and that I wanted a key.
Bet you have to be a subscriper to get a key or something, greedy bastards...
#10 Nov 29 2004 at 7:36 PM Rating: Decent
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in order to get into burger time you must be a active employee of mcdonalds, sighn up that 80% of your wages go back to the greedy hands of the owner of the mcdonald chain where you applied to and you must flip aprox3 million bugers a month inorder to stay in the alpha stage.

Also you cannot have any other job while in alpha.
#11 Nov 29 2004 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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LMFAO

Rate ^^
#12 Nov 29 2004 at 8:22 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING beats the classic

Space Invaders

except maybe Asteroids.


You know what was funny, when the new Asteriods came out for PS1, there's a level where if you complete you can unlock the original Asteroids (the old classic arcade version).

Once that was unlocked, my roommate and I neverd played the new version again.
#13 Nov 29 2004 at 9:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Um 'scuse me, but have you ever heard the words, "Zoo Keeper"? Yep, that's what i thought.
#14 Nov 29 2004 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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Quote:
Omusa/Jord Duels: 1/0
Omusa/Makurar Duels: 2/1


I'll get you next time gadget ... next time!
#15 Nov 29 2004 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
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OP, I think you meant WoW in your last paragraph, not FFXI.
#16 Nov 30 2004 at 5:46 AM Rating: Decent
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your all fools and will bend to the almighty's will...

http://addictinggames.com/oldpong.html

nuff' said
#17 Nov 30 2004 at 5:56 AM Rating: Decent
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*Stealths*
Sneaks up behind Makurar
*Garrot*
*Slice n Dice*
*Sinister Stab*
*Evasion*
*Sinister Stab*
*Eviscerate*
Quaffs Thistle Tea
*Gouge*
Walks behind Makurar
*Backstab*


Sorry you all had to hear the rambling. You may now resume your regular programming.
#18 Nov 30 2004 at 6:21 AM Rating: Decent
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GhostBusters on NES... Nuff said... Sit down.
#19 Nov 30 2004 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Every one of you is completely off base. How could anyone look any further than the Almighty GALAGA?
#20 Nov 30 2004 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Every one of you is completely off base.


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
#21 Nov 30 2004 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
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The minute I hit post... I somehow knew that was coming Malyr ;)
#22 Nov 30 2004 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Combat > *

50-some games, all consisting of piloting a tank or a plane that can shoot at your opponent, through mazes sometimes, sometimes you're invisible. Simple, but elegant and fun. Combat was the shiz. (I actually tried to nominate it for a competition last year on Gamespy for the best VG of all time.)
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#23 Nov 30 2004 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh yes Combat, It rocked how your Tank,ship, airplane spinned when you got shot, Notrhing can beat that. well Smerfs for the colecorvision. Now that game rocked. It was graficly ahead of its time. well it even beats eq2 in the grafic department. and then the music, there was none Now talk about awsomeness. Nothings better than jumping over spider webs.

(and dying 1 foot away from them.)

Edited, Tue Nov 30 11:58:19 2004 by LordZanon
#24 Nov 30 2004 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
I am getting so damn sick of all of you AOTKT asshats coming into our WoW forum and taking over the threads. STFU and go to the AOTKT boards with that crap. If you don't like WOW, then leave us all alone. AOTKT sucks ***, and it is hard to get groups in it. I hated it. I played beta and it sucked worse than any game ever. No more AOTKT talk! This is getting so f'd up!

hehe, of course I am just kidding. ;-)
#25 Nov 30 2004 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I am getting so damn sick of all of you AOTKT asshats coming into our WoW forum and taking over the threads. STFU and go to the AOTKT boards with that crap. If you don't like WOW, then leave us all alone. AOTKT sucks ***, and it is hard to get groups in it. I hated it. I played beta and it sucked worse than any game ever. No more AOTKT talk! This is getting so f'd up!
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Rofl

Classic heheheh
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