Woah, wait, STOP!
What are all these posts I see about Worgen? Who cares about Goblins, new professions, and flight in Azeroth? There is only one motherf*****g thing that makes this expansion ten times better than all the rest: Deathwing.
Deathwing is a giant f*****g lava dragon; in fact, he's so damn big, and so damn lava, that just the fact that he's back broke the motherf*****g world in half. When Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be back," he drove his car through a wall. When Deathwing said, "I'll be back," he drove his face through a planet.
Let's get one thing straight here: Deathwing is no Lich King. The Lich King was a walking, talking, freeze-dried contraceptive that was the reason for a new class I really hate. "Look at me, I'm a Death Knight, aren't I edgy and fresh?"
NO! You are old, boring, and above all, a waste of a party slot! In Cataclysm, nobody is going to have any time for your sh*t, because in Cataclysm, everybody's going to be too busy running away from DEATHWING.
Deathwing is just ridiculous. If it weren't for the indestructible metal plates he had welded to his flesh, what do you think would happen to him? Pass a metal detector test?
NO! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! HE WOULD F*****G EXPLODE! Deathwing is so goddamn powerful he would blow his OWN *** up if it weren't for his metallic exoskeleton! What do you think that means for the rest of us!? We are F***ED ladies and gentleman!
If I could, I would play for the Deathwing faction, but since he's not taking applications (OR PRISONERS!), I'll settle for rolling a wolfman with the rest of you chumps. Have fun getting owned.
Edited, Aug 1st 2010 8:59pm by Erravan