Pardon the interjection, but I cannot remain as just a bystander watching Lee take the wrath of petty critics. For all of you that describe the posts of me and my fellow intellectuals as "pseudo-intelligence" I say curses! If attending two semesters at Kings College does not make one an Intellectual these days, I know not what does.
Ode to the Chieftain
Deadbro(ther) Of Akama
Oh wondrous Chieftain!
Oh wretched beast!
Thou hast the strength of a thousand men!
And a roar that would startle even the great lurker.
Yet, thou art a Woman.
Or, art thou?
Thine massive shoulders pertrude to the heavens!
Thine stomach and back infused as one!
Thy epic mount the greatest Kodo!
For only a wondrous beast is able to carry thy weight!
The innocent, Cannibalized by your wicked fangs!
Spares no one, does the vile beast!
Thine heinous figure scares even the bravest child,
Nay, even thy engineering goggles cannot conceal you,
You call it a blessing, we call it a curse,
Your ego is in excess, not in dearth.
If you do not agro, you may linger, though it is obscene,
As long as you keep fifteen paces between!
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 9:44pm by deadbrother