Most creatively evil thing you've ever done?Follow

OK, thought this would be an interesting thread...

What is the most creative thing you have ever done that could be considered evil, or mean, etc, but brought gales of laughter from you and or your friends that were in on the joke?

To get us started, here is my best story...

Back in EQ1, I had a necro, named Killagorilla Eatthecorpse (not sure how it got past the naming filter, but it did, lol), who liked to freak out the noobs.

I would sit outside of a newbie city where all the skeletons likes to congregate. This trick involved 3 spells. One was invis, one was called Possess Minion (I think... lol) and the third, I cannot remember the name of for the life of me, but it allowed me to talk through my skeleton pet. Not too many people knew of the existence of this spell, as it was quested only.

(Can you guess where this is going?)

Anyway, I would possess my minion, cast the spell which allowed me to talk through my pet, and then invis myself( the necro).

I would then wait for a noob to come out of the city and start taking out the skellies.


Of course, all sorts of fun started then. Cries of "Guards! This noob is trying to kill meeee!" as I ran straight for the guards, or "Hey! What did I ever do to you?!?" or even a simple "Get 'em, boys!"

Needless to say, the noobs usually didn't stay around long...

So, what did YOU do for fun when you got really, REALLY bored?

This could be read as good or evil, but in EQ1 I used to use Bard Charm to charm the rats in Qeynos yard, then give them high-end trash loot. Someone would find something better than an ear or whisker and suddenly those rats would get awful popular.

In EQ2 we'd get our Preserved Gnoll Eye and change languages and go gallumphing about Antonica frightening the newbs. We'd chase them all the way across the zone!

Ah, the joys of Voice Graft. Fun, fun spell.

EQ1...trade someone a few times in a random spot and slip in a few 1000000 copper or so then translocate em to nexus where it had that small drop off when u first zone in....insta death.

I can't really say that I did anything "evil" for say, but back in 1999, I was playing EQ1 and I only had one account at the time. I really wanted to transfer items from my Necro to Druid so I would find a tree in a zone and drop the loot next to it. I'd log out and back in on the Druid as fast as I possibly could so I could get it before it disappeared, yet most of the time if I wasn't careful, there would be someone else already looting my dropped items -.-

I thought that was pretty evil.

LOL, I usually don't get asked if I want to group. I just get a random invite from some dude I don't even know in a zone half-way across the world, which is usually not even level appropriate. At which time I usually just close the invite window. Unless I'm feeling particularly annoyed that day. In that case, I usually send a rather sarcastic tell asking why this person feels they deserve a group with me...

Or, if the person is REALLY ignorant, and way below my level, I will click accept, and let the person wonder why I'm not coming to help, and why he or she is suddenly no longer gaining any exp...

Rooted an evil kiting bard once on SZ in EQ1 - but I was good and he was evil, so the resultant carnage was blessed not evil.

But my laugh sounded distinctly evil

That's almost as good as Burned Woods.