Forum Settings
       
This thread is locked

Bored Druid ThreadFollow

#7677 Jun 29 2011 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
Yeah, falling that hard for an asexual might not be healthy. :P
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7678 Jun 29 2011 at 7:01 PM Rating: Good
Eh, I always have a place to direct unaired sexual energy, so it should be fine. I wouldn't do this if it wasn't like that.
#7679 Jun 29 2011 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
I foresee you jumping him in the future. :P
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7680 Jun 29 2011 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
Kali I <3 you! Smiley: grin
#7681 Jun 29 2011 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
I have no idea if I want to jump him or not. I'm perfectly capable of not doing that, I've managed before (hard to believe, I know!)


I'll just see. Right now I don't even know what's going on and he's away for 3 months anyway. Funny how that happened.
#7682 Jun 29 2011 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
Ghost in the Machine
Avatar
******
36,443 posts
Why does this thread turn into a women's magazine every time we leave you gals alone with Digg?
____________________________
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#7683 Jun 29 2011 at 8:35 PM Rating: Good
Talking about sex makes this a woman's magazine? Did you lose your *****? Smiley: tongue
#7684 Jun 29 2011 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
If you'd like, next time we could discuss warning signs that your man is cheating on you, and tips on how to get back at him.
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7685 Jun 29 2011 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
Ghost in the Machine
Avatar
******
36,443 posts
You're not talking about sex, you're talking about boys, or men, or whatever you'd call them. There's a difference. It's too intimate, too detailed and too emotional. It's icky.

Also, do you say women's or woman's magazine?
____________________________
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#7686 Jun 29 2011 at 8:49 PM Rating: Good
idiggory wrote:
If you'd like, next time we could discuss warning signs that your man is cheating on you, and tips on how to get back at him.


Smiley: lol
#7687 Jun 29 2011 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
*******
50,767 posts
Top Ten Secrets How to Please Your Man not so much the sex talk dudes go for.

Usually.
____________________________
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#7688 Jun 29 2011 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
Why? You don't like when they reach around back with their pinky?
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7689 Jun 29 2011 at 8:59 PM Rating: Good
*******
50,767 posts
As a matter of fact, no. Complete mood killer.
____________________________
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#7690 Jun 29 2011 at 10:45 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
Aww, they just want to do something for you that few others will.
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7691 Jun 29 2011 at 11:02 PM Rating: Good
****
7,732 posts
I have insomnia as well.

I drink until I get sleepy so it doesn't usually impact my sleep schedule.
____________________________
Hellbanned

idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7692 Jun 29 2011 at 11:18 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
I doubt anyone but Maz will find this interesting, but whatevs.

So, I reactivated my EVE account. Since my pc was hella laggy while using the captain's quarters, I disabled it--choosing the static picture instead.

Thing is, it is literally just a picture of a wall. You don't even see your ship unless you open your fitting window. So now you have to jump through hoops to open your ship's cargo, and you can't see at a glance which you are in.

And that's just so stupid! Why in the world would they choose to remove the old station screen when they KNEW that not everyone could use the new quarters?

It's just so irritating. >:(
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7693 Jun 29 2011 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
And Horse, that sounds so healthy.
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7694 Jun 29 2011 at 11:26 PM Rating: Good
****
7,732 posts
It is very healthy.
____________________________
Hellbanned

idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7695 Jun 29 2011 at 11:39 PM Rating: Good
Muggle@#%^er
******
20,024 posts
If you say so.
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#7696 Jun 30 2011 at 12:09 AM Rating: Good
****
7,732 posts
idiggory wrote:
If you say so.


Maz would agree with me.
____________________________
Hellbanned

idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7697 Jun 30 2011 at 12:11 AM Rating: Good
idiggory wrote:
Why? You don't like when they reach around back with their pinky?


That's one of those things that you discuss with your man before you do it. =x Some guys like it, some do not. Although generally speaking I try to avoid putting anything of mine up someone's butt. I'm decidedly against getting **** on me.

I believe Women's magazine is probably the correct way to phrase it. I wasn't really thinking about it. =x
#7698 Jun 30 2011 at 12:27 AM Rating: Excellent
Meat Popsicle
*****
13,666 posts
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
idiggory wrote:
Why? You don't like when they reach around back with their pinky?


That's one of those things that you discuss with your man before you do it. =x Some guys like it, some do not. Although generally speaking I try to avoid putting anything of mine up someone's butt. I'm decidedly against getting **** on me.

I believe Women's magazine is probably the correct way to phrase it. I wasn't really thinking about it. =x


Precisely.
____________________________
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#7699 Jun 30 2011 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good
I would if I had some finger condoms though! And yes, they do make finger condoms.
#7700 Jun 30 2011 at 12:47 AM Rating: Good
****
7,732 posts
Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I would if I had some finger condoms though! And yes, they do make finger condoms.


There is a good joke in that statement somewhere.
____________________________
Hellbanned

idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#7701 Jun 30 2011 at 5:35 AM Rating: Good
I like **** play, generally.


I also just discovered that I cannot apply for UK citizenship before 2014. Not unless I marry a British person, anyway.
This thread is locked
You cannot post in a locked topic!
Recent Visitors: 58 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (58)