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Chris 'Pwyff / Chrispers' Tom

Pwyff is Handsome

Often called by friends and family as the 'walking paradox,' for being the only living individual capable of being both 'awesome' and 'handsome' at the same time. Pwyff, otherwise known as Chris Tom, plays many games; the most common being Aion, Final Fantasy XI, WC3 DotA (talking trash), Call of Duty 4, Team Fortress 2, Battlefield 2142, Natural Selection, Heroes of Newerth, League of Legends and Tetris. If you hear Pwyff trash talking excessively in your video games, please do not consider his actions as representative of ZAM.com, and please don't tattle on Pwyff, because Pwyff will totally put you on his not-friends list. Pwyff has often been considered the most handsomest person, ever, in North America (no citation needed) and enjoys talking about himself in third person.

Gaming is a passion of mine not because it's fun (it totally is), but because it is one of the few social activities that rely upon cohesion and interaction as opposed to focusing the entertainment upon third party sources (like television or funny looking cats). Gaming brings people together and crosses boundaries, and it is because of this vision that I have chosen to throw my own considerable awesomeness* behind this medium. Outside of playing video games and being professionally obnoxious, I am a professional screenwriter and an obscure creative writer. Please appreciate me, because I'm like an egg; hard on the outside and delicious on the inside.

*considerable awesomeness may vary depending on amount of sleep I have and amount of food you may have.

"Pwyff the Handsome (also, Chrispers Sparklepants)"
Chris Tom, Senior News Editor / Staff Writer
ctom@zam.com

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