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NorthAI

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Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Machine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of Nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge ten thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will only be catching a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as bubbling tears of dark pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths and sing the song that ends the Earth! Now, wanna repeat that stupid question?

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