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#27 Jun 07 2005 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
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"My milkshake brings all the <t> the camp"
#28 Jun 07 2005 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Pull macro - "This <t> followed me home! Can we keep it?"

Oh and who can forget Zlggomatic's flee macro

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Ok...Flee macro - "Run niggah! It's the Po-po-police!"

Oh...and Shindra's Sneak Attack macro is...

"Stabby-stabby! {Sneak Attack}"

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#29 Jun 07 2005 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
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"My milkshake brings all the <t> the camp"



Oh god, I felt like rating you down...





my flee macro is "These American drugs are living up to my expectations!"

... quote from Shaolin Soccer.. Most people don't get it, and think i'm on drugs.
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#30 Jun 07 2005 at 3:28 PM Rating: Decent
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I've set all of my NIN macros to be lyrics from "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice from the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I made them only for sake of I only ever exp NIN with close friends and we make macros to **** each other off on purpose, it's become sort of a competition. We cram as many annoying calls in as possible :D

example:

/ma "Tonko: Ichi" <me>
/p Gonna rock the town without bein' seen <Invisible (Spell)> <call1>

or

/ma "Utsusemi: Ichi" <me>
/p GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!; GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! <Blink> <call5>

Although I like my MNK Boost macro:

/ja "Boost" <me>
/wait 15
/p ZEE JUICE IS LOOSE! <Boost><Ready!> <call3>
#31 Jun 07 2005 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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On the lighter side, I get a good laugh at Aluciont's Invincible macro:

: : : He-Man : : :

What made it really funny was when we were fighting Seiryu one time - it went something like this:

Seiryu uses Hundred-Fists!
Aluciont uses Invincible.
<Aluciont> : : : He-Man : : :
Seiryu uses Dispelling Wind.
Alucionts Invincible effect was dispelled.
smack
pound
pound
slap
smack
pound
slap
Aluciont was defeated by Seiryu.
<Everyone in the LS> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! giggle laugh...
Fodder points at Aluciont.

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#32 Jun 07 2005 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Personally I think I have the best pull macro. But you have to PT with me to find out what it is Smiley: laugh
#33 Jun 07 2005 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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I always feel kinda stupid using my macro set over at my friends house because of my <Provoke> macro.

/p I'm the Master Baiter! <Provoke> <t> <tp> <tpp>

When im playing at home its a little more subtle

/p I've got your nose! <Provoke> <t> <tp> <tpp>
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#34 Jun 07 2005 at 5:17 PM Rating: Decent
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What made it really funny was when we were fighting Seiryu one time - it went something like this:

Seiryu uses Hundred-Fists!
Aluciont uses Invincible.
<Aluciont> : : : He-Man : : :
Seiryu uses Dispelling Wind.
Alucionts Invincible effect was dispelled.
smack
pound
pound
slap
smack
pound
slap
Aluciont was defeated by Seiryu.
<Everyone in the LS> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! giggle laugh...
Fodder points at Aluciont.


I lol'd, literaly. It's one thing to say "lol" as an expression that indicates you find something humerous. Its another to actualy laugh out loud. >.> Fodder just won 10k.... for w/e its worth to him xD

Edited, Tue Jun 7 18:19:59 2005 by valtharo
#35 Jun 07 2005 at 5:25 PM Rating: Default
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"My milkshake brings all the <t> the camp"


Ugh I was the tank for that PT....I remeber that very well korriri....

/sigh
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#36leetestdragoon, Posted: Jun 07 2005 at 5:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Also, you stole lol'd from Churchill, and thats a fact.
#37 Jun 07 2005 at 5:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Excuse me, but i could care less for making more friends on Valefor. Come immigration time i'm out. I have goals which are no longer in reach for me on Valefor, so i'm in pursuit of a 2nd chance, its a decision that i've made and i'm following through on it. do /dance in hapiness cause you're getting your wish.

That being said, stay the **** off my thread!

Edited, Tue Jun 7 18:48:47 2005 by valtharo
#38leetestdragoon, Posted: Jun 07 2005 at 5:49 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Oh you're "leaving" eh? just like all those other times you "left"?
#39 Jun 07 2005 at 5:49 PM Rating: Default
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By: valtharo

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wow

Edited, Tue Jun 7 18:50:06 2005 by HeianXIII
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#40 Jun 07 2005 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Well this thread was fun, until someone came in and ruined it. Thank you for making something fun turn sour! You must sleep well at night.
That being said, I wouldn't say much about churchill, not only is he a jerk, but the person now playing his character is a mob stealing, CFH jerk as well. You must keep -great- company.

And I "lol'd" too. Wonder how many people on the internet say "pwn"... Anyway, off the topic of trends and fashion....


"/p THIS.... is my BOOMSTICK!"
/ma "Enthunder" <me>"
Yeah, I know. RDM doesn't have much. Yay for that.
Convert isn't very fun, just a few laughs.
"Convert baby, yeah!..
...Please heal me!" - Austin Powers rip off
Mostly movie quotes:
"Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!
/ma "Thunder II" <t>"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
/ma "Aero" <t>" - That one would be great for a Rng. >.>

Bazaar comments are great, too. I've gotten tons of people send me tells for my "Not the gumdrop button!!!" bazaar comment.
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#41 Jun 07 2005 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, and if you read Tharo's first post on this thread, his rating is:

By: valtharo

1000 posts
Score: Decent [3.45]

Just goes to show that even if you have a bad rep, at least some people can find something you do worth reading about.

So yeah. Wow.
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#42leetestdragoon, Posted: Jun 07 2005 at 6:49 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Its funny because you rated him up just to put that in your post. His original rating was 2.29 or whatever.
#43 Jun 07 2005 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I have some rather oscure references in mine

Berserk: 'My love for you is like a truck {Berserk}er'

Then I toss in a few Simpsons references for a couple LS mates

Super Jump: 'Up and at them! {Super Jump}'

Ancient Circle: 'The goggles... they do nothing!'
Since after all, AC is the most useful job ability. >.>

As for call, I have a call in my tp report and my WS macros and that's about it
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#44 Jun 07 2005 at 10:10 PM Rating: Good
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Oh God, I'm crying with laughter xD

Keep 'em coming guys!
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#45 Jun 07 2005 at 10:32 PM Rating: Good
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Ah, forgot this one, havent used this one in a loooong time.

/em throws a frozen banana in the back of <bt>'s head.
/wait 1
/range <bt> (boomerang)


Ugh, forgot this one for the mages.

/p {Help me out!}, being attacked by <bt> and can't cast ****!
<call14>
/wait 1
/panic <bt>
/wait 30
/ma "Warp" <me> (lol, if they haven't pulled mob away from you by this time the *************************** activates)


Edited, Tue Jun 7 23:46:26 2005 by LyleVertigo
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#46 Jun 08 2005 at 1:10 AM Rating: Default
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Oh, and if you read Tharo's first post on this thread, his rating is:

By: valtharo

1000 posts
Score: Decent [3.45]

Just goes to show that even if you have a bad rep, at least some people can find something you do worth reading about.

So yeah. Wow.



My point exactly this rating system is retarted. Like how in the **** did I get scholar status?
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#47 Jun 08 2005 at 1:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Haha, yeah.. The way it works is.. His rating on the first post is the 3.45. That means.. People rated him up on that particular post for that rating. And the one in your status is the average of them all. So if you posted one bad post.. Your score might be 1.17 (o.O) for that particular post, while on another good post, it might be 3.45.

As for scholar.. I think that's based on the number of posts.
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#48 Jun 08 2005 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Haha, yeah.. The way it works is.. His rating on the first post is the 3.45. That means.. People rated him up on that particular post for that rating. And the one in your status is the average of them all. So if you posted one bad post.. Your score might be 1.17 (o.O) for that particular post, while on another good post, it might be 3.45.

As for scholar.. I think that's based on the number of posts.


It's based on rate ups.
I used to have scholar, until someone rated me down.... heh.

My pull macro....

"The Opo-opos attack! [Pulling <t>]"
Anyone who popped Cathi and Tipha for ZM5 in Yuhtunga Jungle knows what I mean..
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#49 Jun 08 2005 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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/p OMFG <t> aggro!!!11!!
/ra <t>

though I stole that^^

waaaaaay back in the day I PTed with a SAM who had a macro like

/p What is this, yoga class? {Meditate}
/ja Meditate <me>

which made me chuckle^^

In closing, if you use call1 in any macro, please stop;_; As blist-happy as I am, even I don't like blisting PT members, but call1 in TP macro or (god forbid) pulling macro is way over the line, and if a reasonable request won't do the trick, they've gotta go...

PS: Fodder didn't even mention that Aluc's Invincible macro is actually a 3-line beast where he "has the power" and all the other good He-Man quotes, making it even funnier in practice when he drops dead 0.4 seconds after using it.
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#50 Jun 10 2005 at 10:09 AM Rating: Default
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I used to love my old voke macro... now I understand just how annoying it must have been to everyone in the dunes...

/em yells something in <t>ese about the <t>'s momma.
/ja Provoke <t>
/wait 15
/p {Provoke}{Ready!} in 15
/wait 15
/p {Provoke}{Ready!}

It made for some fun though seeing the emote about yelling things in Hill Lizardese and Goblin Tinkerese and Beach Pugilese, etc.

Most people made jokes about me being multilingual...
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#51 Jun 14 2005 at 7:15 PM Rating: Decent
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I like my macros for summoner... See, I like to roleplay so I use sayings in my macros that I make up corresponding to the spell (not just summoner) or I use old FFs ones.

Summoning Carby:
(there are no /[insert chat mode here] because I only use these when I set the chat mode myself to Party)

Hope.. Courage.. Love..
/wait 1
One cannotaru live in a world of darkness without these~
/wait 1
SHINE THROUGH! I summon thee.... ~{Carbuncle}~

Summoning Ifrit:
The firey flames of Altana's fury run deep....
/wait 1
Crimson Red Anger... Flame of Rancor... It is time~
/wait 1
BURN UP! I summon you! ~{Ifrit}~
(I kifed that last line from FF:Unlimited, an FF anime, if you replace Ifrit with Phoenix.. then yea.. lol)

Summoning Ramuh:
I shall pass judgment on you now.. scum of Vana'diel..
/wait 1
Lord of creation.. heed my call... Lightning's encarnate~
/wait 1
RAIN DOWN! I summon you.. ~{Ramuh}~

And then I also have my RDM old macros.. i think they are still there anyway.. lol

Cure1:
Gaia's life giving breeze! Cure!
(OOOLLLLDDD.. way back when i got cure lol)

Cure2:
Sylph, your power is needed... Let your winds whisper <t>'s pain away... Cura!

Yes I do use the old FF terms because I don't like "Cure II" and "Cure III".. they sound really uber dumb..

Cure3:
Fairy, heed my call and remove <t>'s pain.. Curaga!

and misc. others lol but ive said alot already. (I also had some Al Bhed ones... no not quotes actual Al Bhed language using chat lines that i made..)
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