Ok, this ones not so much an omfg kill me macro, but just one i find pretty amuzing. I can't recall who's it is exactly, maybe it has been used by more than one player. I just know that when it poped up in a party i was in recently i was sure i had seen it before, a long time ago.
it went something along the lines of this, although i can't remeber it word for word.
/p Hold the <t> still I'm preparing to SATA in 5 seconds
/p SATA Viberbite in 3 seconds
/ja "Sneak Attack" <me>
/ja "Trick Attack" <me>
/p (Sneak Attack) (Trick Attack)
/ws "Viper Bite" <t>
/p (Viper Bite) <t> OMGWTFBBQROFLMFAO!!!!11
It made me laugh because it reminded me of the effort thieves go through just to get SATA off in a party that dosn't know what a theives job is.
The funniest part is that the last line is literally what those new players say the first time they see a real thief w/ pimped out dex and agi drop a SATAVB to close a distortion chain. Then suddenly they realize that thieves aren't whinny, they are deadly.
Edited, Fri Oct 21 00:18:12 2005 by Eom
"The answer is never the answer, What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer, They think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater then the need for an answer." ~Keyz
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