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#52 Jun 14 2005 at 9:04 PM Rating: Decent
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#53 Jun 14 2005 at 11:30 PM Rating: Good
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My Escape macros:

/p OMFGWTFBBQSAUCE!!!!!!!1one LET'S GET OUR CRACKLE STICKS OUT!!!
/ma "Escape" <me>
/wait 2
/p Now let's wait for it to cast...
/wait 3
/p How's the weather?

Worst macros:(some galka)
/em humps <t> from behind.
/ja "Provoke" <t>

Most annoying:(cant remeber who i think was a mnk or something who had a bad rep maybe was a noob in Dunes)
/p With all my power I hold before you I want you to feel my power now or I will
/wait 1
/p Destroy you and all who stand in my WAY!!!!
/ja "Boost" <me>
#54 Jun 14 2005 at 11:43 PM Rating: Good
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**** forgot one I did once

1st cure macro:
I think <t> got a boo-boo!
/ma "Cure" <t>

1st Cure II macro:
Ah snap you're going to need a bigger band-aid of that!
/ma "Cure II" <t>

2nd Cure I macro:
Eat a cookie
/ma "Cure" <t>

2nd Cure II macro:
This is Cure... The sequel! Starring <t>!
/ma "Cure II" <t>

Now they are just "Cure(I-III) >> <t>" Cause people kept asking "What a boo-boo was" and if they "could really get a cookie" -.-
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#56 Jun 15 2005 at 4:39 AM Rating: Good
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Flee Macro For teh win!

/p Time to make like a fetus, and head out! <Flee>!
/ja "Flee" <me>

best flee macro ever~!
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#57 Jun 15 2005 at 6:38 AM Rating: Good
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/p By the power of GREYSKULL
/ja "Berserk" <me>
/wait 2
/p I have..THE POWER
/ws "Tachi:Koki" <t>

i think i even still have that macro somewhere....its not like i have to use koki at all hehe.
#58 Jun 15 2005 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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I'm applying for best macro evar! For my buddy Rhen that is. Although he never uses this in XP.

/p Take a look at these!!
/ma "Flash" <t>
/p (.)(.)
#59 Jun 15 2005 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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Courtesy of my mnk static... ^^

our PLD: '{Elvaan}{man}in{subligar}! {Flash!}'

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#60 Sep 08 2005 at 12:11 AM Rating: Decent
Isn't the "girding your loins" Chamaan's pulling macro"

/p I'm bringing back a <t>. Gird your loins!

or something to that effect...

#61 Sep 08 2005 at 3:30 AM Rating: Decent
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LMAO - All my OLD macros are still set with sayings and such (some funny and some that I wonder what I was smoking when I thought them up), I've just been to lazy to go and change them since I hardly use them anymore. And I'm too lazy to look them all up atm to type some of the best in so I'll leave you with this one:


/p <Thunder> <Thunder> <Thunder>cats HOOOOOOOOOO!!!
/ma "Thunder" <bt>
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#62 Sep 08 2005 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Goblin falls to the ground.
You gain 150 xp!
HumeMonk attains level 53!
HumeMonk >> Woooooooot!!!
ElvaanPld >> <Congratulations!>
TaruWhm >> <Congratulations!>
HumeRng >> Wtg!

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(Mittens hits ctrl-0)
/p <All right!> <Congratulations!> =^.^=
/em does the <Mithra> <Black Mage> <dance> of <joy>!
/panic motion
/wait 2
/welcome motion
/wait 2
/hurray motion


Heh... Am I the only one who has a <Congratulations!> macro?

Sleep macro:
/p <Casting Spell> <Sleep> on <t>. Now might be a good time to <Run away!>

Edited, Thu Sep 8 13:23:56 2005 by mittensvalefor
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#63 Sep 08 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
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i have quite a few signature Macros.... but most of them are for my LS, such as my STFU macro, i sometimes use it in jeuno too... it goes like this

/l O/ S
/wait 1
/l <[ ] T
/wait 1
/l / \ F U
kthx.

i also have a FU macro which shows a picture of a guy flicking you off....

/l .-. F U. / \
/wait 1
/l | | | O < O |
/wait 1
/l .-.\ \.-.-. \ ____ /
\ /

i also have a GTFO macro

ctr 1

/l G =====> _______________
/wait 1
/l T ======> | |
/wait 1
/l F ======> | |

ctr 2

/l O ======> | O |
/wait 1
/l NOW ====> | |
/wait 1
/l FOO ====> |_______________|


(thats a door on the right, lol)

if you wanna see these macros just /tell me, go to your mog house, and i'll put "/t <name>" in place of the "/l" hehe

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#64 Sep 08 2005 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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**** it got all messed up ; ; just /tell me if u wanna see it i guess
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#65 Sep 08 2005 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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One of my best friends on the server's stealing macro:

/p "What's in your wallet?"
/Steal <t>

God I miss him.

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#66 Sep 08 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Decent
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CURING <t> <ANNOYING DEAFENING CALL SOUND1>

please take call and text outta macro's you'll be using over and over again in a time span of three seconds. (. _ .) I cant see Weapon skills and count my shadows with you telling me about how you're taking a bite out of an apple. and then another bite.
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#67 Sep 09 2005 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Most annoying macros are for sure:
1. Provoke/Pull with a very annoying <call>
2. Utsusemi with a very odd sentence who makes no sense at all... I saw so much weirdo sentence that I can't remember one...
3. BLMs/WHMs who macro all their spells with a /p like "Im going to freeze your ***!", knew a WHM with "Oh **** I Forgot To Heal You! Cure V!".

I party-d one time in Yhoator Jungle, the PLD of the other party who was camping near us had:
/s Come here ya foo! Provoke!
or
/s Red Lotus Blade!

Personally I just macro my Cure Spells. So other WHMs (or other healer in EXP PT) know what Im going to use to cure the tank, and this way, avoid that 2 WHMs throw a Cure V.

Nattack, I met this guy one time, the "For the Republic! For Bastok"... really annoying...

Edited, Fri Sep 9 12:36:43 2005 by LeCochonDinde
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#68 Sep 09 2005 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL, that was bilbo someone i think, He had that shout in his attack macro for months.

Whether he still plays is beyond me.. but you could always tell where he was O_o; Qufim island, fighting gigas, Sauromuge, fighting hill lizards, Garliage, dying to a train of siege bats.


yeah. He was a RDM/WAR, i believe.
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#69 Sep 09 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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mittensvalefor wrote:
Heh... Am I the only one who has a <Congratulations!> macro?

You're the only one I've heard of, but it should definitely be more popular.

/cheer Mittens =^_^=
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#70 Sep 09 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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lol... go garuda... i choose you ^^

#71 Sep 10 2005 at 7:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks, Varda! Nice of you to say! ^.^ (Btw, I love this thread! I'm inspired to be a little more creative with my use-'em-once-in-a-while macros!) :D
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#72 Sep 11 2005 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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i dont know if people like my flash macro or not but it goes

hey <t> have you ever seen a naked elvan? "flash"
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#73 Sep 16 2005 at 8:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Going to jump in here with a short story that comes to mind every time I see obnoxious macros.

I used to be in a semi-static with two of my RL friends. We would pick up a RDM and 2 DD's to fill the remaining slots. On a certain evening, we picked up a RDM and DRK, who had /party macros for _everything_ they did. Quite a culture shock for us. (Living in our static bubble.) They even had 2-line /party macros for things like souleater, pulling, /healing, etc... Our retaliation? Converting every macro in our set to the following form:

/p Is it really that time of year already? I think i see SNOWFLAKES!!!
/ma Freeze <t>
/wait <until freeze is about to go off>
/p Looks like a WINTER WONDERLAND!!! <call5>

We actually had so much fun that they were the ones we looked up next time around for exp, and they ended up joining our static, and we became friends and stuff.

The end.
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#74 Sep 17 2005 at 12:07 AM Rating: Decent
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My old monks One Inch Punch macro

/p Here comes the biggest one inch ever!
/ws "One Inch Punch" <t>
#75 Sep 17 2005 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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i used to have a choke macro that was

/p Tell me where the rebel base is
/ma "Choke"

and my buddy hatman, who i dont think p;lays anymore had a cure 2 macro that was

/p Cure 2.. Te sequel! starring <t>
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#76 Sep 17 2005 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
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I have a couple some are mine and others are people I know:

1. (Anfernee)chain spell, warp: "Check mate peace out I'll holla"!

2. Raise (Me Ninaf): "Rise my son and instead givith me $7.50 for which to buy some buffalo chicken tenders." (Strong bad)

3. (Lame pun and it's my fault) "Carpe [Dia] baby!"

4. (me also) Invincible: "The white knight always triumphs. I'm [Invincible]
/wait 3
/p Your a looney

5. Provoke: Hi, I was in the neighborhood and OH GOD!!!
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#77 Sep 21 2005 at 5:50 AM Rating: Default
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Convert -
"Catholic Priests are doing what with our children?! {Convert}!"

Flee -
"{Fire} ... {Where?} ... {Mog House}?! {Flee}!!!"
"Time to make like a fetus and head out, {Flee}!"

Perfect Dodge -
/em hires Johnny Cokren, pops a Mentos™ in his mouth and gives O.J. a thumbs up.

Mijin Gakure -
/say PRAISE ALLAH!!!

Horde Lullaby -
"~ My milkshake brinds all the mobs to the Bard. ~"

Steal -
"Ha! No Pre-nup! *yoink!*"

Cover -
/em covers <t> like kin.

Third Eye -
/em closes his eyes, drops his pants and bends over ...

... or a personal favorite of mine, for those people that just bug the living **** outta you:

/em beats <t> with a 2x4, rapes him with it and films it.
/em sells the video on an underground German **** website.
/em uses the profit to surgically turn <t>'s mother into a man.
#78 Sep 21 2005 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Neophytal wrote:

Mijin Gakure -
/say PRAISE ALLAH!!!


that is so offensive. lol.

and so are all the other ones O_o;
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#79 Sep 22 2005 at 4:05 AM Rating: Decent
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i just have a macro for my invincible

/p Ill give you a reason to hate me! {Invincible}

or that blm i PT'd with yesterday... (yes, i thought him to make macros so i had it comming"

/p Sticks and Stones will break <bt>'s bones

/p FIRE IN THE WHOLE!

/p Take a bath!

/p You cant see now can you! {Blind}

/p Winds of change!

/p Banish thee <bt>

annoying as ****, and we all know that theese timers isnt ecaxtly huge.. so they came on on and on and on and on and on and on
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#80 Sep 22 2005 at 4:08 AM Rating: Decent
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double...

i do wanna make me a macro from Sothpark though

/p HE'S COMMINMG RIGHT AT ME!
/ra <t>
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#81 Sep 22 2005 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Any macro with /say in it, and any dragoons that put party macros for jumps. No one cares about your jumps, just do your damage and shut up. Also, any macro with <call3> in it that doesnt involve a link or someone dying.

Edited, Thu Sep 22 19:38:33 2005 by kleptotron
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#82 Sep 24 2005 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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Hi I'm from the Unicorn server. I was visiting this forum and saw this post and has to reply. To the previous poster of the best flee macro THIS is the best flee macro


/say Go Go Gadget Copter!
/wait 1
/ja flee
/wait 1
/say WHAT? NO! NO! I said Go Go Gadget Copter!!! Not Gadget
Rollerskates!
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#83 Sep 25 2005 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Most annoying macros:
/p Fast Blade is really fast!
/ja "Fast Blade" <t>

/p GOING SUPER SAYIN!!1!!1!!!
/ja "Boost" <me>

and heres one I saw from a 56 RDM PL (gasp) in Yuhtunga:
/s Cure II --------------> <t>
/ma "Cure II" <t>

Look closely at that one.










That is correct. He had a /s in his cure2 macro. At lv 56. And if it didnt work he spammed it proudly until he started casting. This guy has the "Worst Macro For Your Level" award.
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#84 Oct 10 2005 at 1:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I had some pretty bad /follow macros, way back when I started playing.

/s Waitaru for *me*, <t>, I ate too many-wany pies!
/follow

/s My legs are too little-wittle, waitaru for me!!

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#85 Oct 10 2005 at 6:55 AM Rating: Decent
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cooking eating macro from a taru whm:

/em reaches into his pants and pulls out a moist cookie

>.>
#86 Oct 10 2005 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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This is a cool thread. I can't remeber all of them cause there have been so many but maybe someone could tell me what this one ment. It was by a mithra drg I was lvling with. We asked her what it ment but she never said anything about it.

/p I bring the joys of Jesus to the Jews
/ws "Skewer" <t>

Maybe I am just retarted but I really don't get it -.-;;

Oh I remebered this other one from a blm taru friend. I always thought this was funny. and more then a few times the rdm in the pt would be like WTF.

/p hey <t> can you help me out my rdm won't refreash me
/ma "Aspir" <t>

Edited, Mon Oct 10 10:57:57 2005 by liltat
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#87 Oct 10 2005 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
/p I bring the joys of Jesus to the Jews
/ws "Skewer" <t>


She was probably arab. Arabs and Jews dont get along, at least where im from. I'm Egyptian and have nothing but <3 for everyone but i've seen first hand the general animosity between our 2 cultures :/

But yeah she was probably arab, and the macro is racially suggestive. You should either blacklist or call a GM to have her erase it.

Edited, Mon Oct 10 13:21:51 2005 by HiImRah
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#88 Oct 11 2005 at 6:25 AM Rating: Decent
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lol i think everyone on the server has run across my /sh 2hr for WMH

/sh Let this be out prayer when shadows cloud our eyes!!!
/wait 1
/sh {Benediction}!!!
/ja "Benediction" <me>

idk .. some people like it ... i got mostly "/sh DEAD WHM {Over there}!

idk ... i always get the "Why os that whm waisting MP on self buffs .. WERE DIEING HERE!!"

Using benediction is like having *** with a mithra in heat ... you know your gonna get bit ... why not wear some protection >.>;
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#89 Oct 17 2005 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok I have finally found some macros that amuse me.

Stevosmom *loveyas* convert macro
/p OMGOMGOMGOMG they're KILLING me!!!
/ja convert

And of course my flash macro that I would never use in an exp pt lol

/p Flashing the <t>! (*Y*) kinda perky but you get the idea.

I also used to have a raise macro.

/p Get up lazy bones! Quit laying down on the job!
/raise

Edit* I forgot my carby macro.
Remember those solo battles?

/p Here itty bitty blue ******!!
/ma carbuncle

Some people still get a chuckle from that.


But alas I only use these for fun>< my pt macros have no waring.


Edited, Mon Oct 17 17:32:49 2005 by MingIvankaAbbylu
#90 Oct 17 2005 at 5:29 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll always remember Pushbrooms drk and mnk macros!

/p The marmosettes are comming! Protect tke keeper of the cheese!
/ws "Guillotine"

/p I'm all *** about chakra and ****

/ja "Chakra"

I used to have a raise macro that went:

/ma "Raise" <t>

/p Altana bless thee...

/wait 1

/p for thy soul too weak...

/wait 1

/p grant <t> the strength..

/wait 1

/p blah blah blah... WAKE THE **** UP!

xD
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#91 Oct 17 2005 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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HiImRah wrote:
Quote:
/p I bring the joys of Jesus to the Jews
/ws "Skewer" <t>


She was probably arab. Arabs and Jews dont get along, at least where im from. I'm Egyptian and have nothing but <3 for everyone but i've seen first hand the general animosity between our 2 cultures :/

But yeah she was probably arab, and the macro is racially suggestive. You should either blacklist or call a GM to have her erase it.


In all likelihood, it's a sarcastic jab at the persecution of the Jews by Christians. In the past there's been plenty of animosity over the whole "Jesus is the messiah" issue. The Crusades is most likely what is being referenced. As for why it's in the macro, just think about The Crusades, spears, and the name of the weapon skill.

Edited, Mon Oct 17 20:19:58 2005 by Obakeken
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#92 Oct 17 2005 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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By a DRK:

/p With Karate I Kick Your ***!!
/ws "Shadow of Death" <t>

/p uh oh i think <t>'s milk got warmed up
/ma "Fire" <t>

And the most annoying SMN ever..

/p I call on you, Carbuncle! Carb Carb^^
/p Go and fight, Carbuncle! Carb Carb^^
/p Use your mighty {Poison Nails}, Carbuncle! Carb Carb^^

He went AFK for the next hour, and I must say, I wasn't at all sorry to kick him.
#93 Oct 18 2005 at 12:46 AM Rating: Decent
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k i just need to post this one... i was in xp party with a mnk in sky just now... his asuran fist macro was:

/p <t> you just got KNOCKED THE **** OUT!
/ws "Asuran Fists"

Right after letting off asuran, the statue turns around and knocks him out in 3 hits...literaly :/

me:
/p hahahahah






Edited, Tue Oct 18 02:00:28 2005 by HiImRah
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#94 Oct 18 2005 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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[quote][My Escape macros:

/p OMFGWTFBBQSAUCE!!!!!!!1one LET'S GET OUR CRACKLE STICKS OUT!!! ]







^O^ yay for bbq sauce!
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Right now I have only 2 /p chat macros

WHM 2 hour
/p F*ck it lemme die... -.-
/wait 1
/ja "Benediction" <me>

WAR 2 hour
/p When you aboslutely have to kill every motherf*cker in the room
/wait 1
/p accept no substitutes!
/ja "Mighty Strikes" <me>
/p Mighty[tab]
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#96 Oct 20 2005 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I recall a RDM having this as their Convert Macro:

/p Hey, guys, does Kirin agro?
/ja "Convert" <me>


I was WHM at the time, only level 44, so I still had heart
attacks every time the RDM converted.
Ah well.
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Ok, this ones not so much an omfg kill me macro, but just one i find pretty amuzing. I can't recall who's it is exactly, maybe it has been used by more than one player. I just know that when it poped up in a party i was in recently i was sure i had seen it before, a long time ago.

it went something along the lines of this, although i can't remeber it word for word.


/p Hold the <t> still I'm preparing to SATA in 5 seconds

/wait 2

/p SATA Viberbite in 3 seconds




/ja "Sneak Attack" <me>

/ja "Trick Attack" <me>

/p (Sneak Attack) (Trick Attack)

/ws "Viper Bite" <t>

/p (Viper Bite) <t> OMGWTFBBQROFLMFAO!!!!11


It made me laugh because it reminded me of the effort thieves go through just to get SATA off in a party that dosn't know what a theives job is.

The funniest part is that the last line is literally what those new players say the first time they see a real thief w/ pimped out dex and agi drop a SATAVB to close a distortion chain. Then suddenly they realize that thieves aren't whinny, they are deadly.


Edited, Fri Oct 21 00:18:12 2005 by Eom
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#98 Apr 07 2006 at 1:14 AM Rating: Decent
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wow! I really like your macros!
#99 Apr 07 2006 at 1:40 AM Rating: Decent
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My release macro for Ifrit is...

/ja "Release" <me>
/p Ifrit, go to ****. That's your home, isn't it?
#100 Apr 07 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Why the **** would you bump this several-month old thread?
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#101 Apr 07 2006 at 2:03 PM Rating: Decent
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uh... Maybe because it was on the "Most Recent Comments" on the main page so I checked it out. And it was a good thread so I added to it... Does it matter if its old or not if its good? And if you don't want it to be bumped anymore, why would you post on it???
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