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Now, I'm not going to ask if anyone has a picture of Liltiger's ass, although if you do, my e-mail is...sorry, I get sidetracked easily...

I miss BST...I really do.

I have tried a few other MMO's, but they just don't have "it".

To my question, which will probably get me flamed harder than when my brother lit a a fart when we were teenagers and it damn near burnt the house down...

Is there anyway, any person who would, who could get me to a BST 1/NIN 1 in the shortest time possible?

What I mean is, are those new-fangled SMNBRNS readily available or do I have to offer my testicles on a platter to be able to gain access to such an elite, and somewhat heinous way of getting through jobs you hate to get to what you want?

I have paid my dues in years past, but do not want to play a WAR...or play a NIN...just get me a NIN to mid-40's and let me enjoy everything again on BST...

Is this possible...and, more importantly, who can make it happen?

Elais! I remember you well! :)

I want to, and have tried a few times, but having to start over again as a level 1 <insert non-BST job here> makes me want to vomit about 15 minutes into the game... I can handle the ride again if it's on BST, but cannot fathom doing anything else. My stupid damn fault for deleting Jezgod v.1.0, but if I can only get my greedy little fingers on BST...my life will complete and all will be well...until XIV comes out, that is!

I want to dual-wield Yagudo thigh bones, drink Orc blood (hopefully not mixed with semen), and bang female Quadavs in their turtholes!

Is this too much to ask?!

Wow, havn't been here in years and I seeing some names I remember. Sup Jez ~.^

Long retired players suddenly appearing? That's unpossible!

Hope you're doing well, Jez. You helped me out on a few occasions back in the day.