As the self proclaimed king of the sammich thread, I hereby issue a challenge to any passersby.
To all subjects of my kingdom: A thought came to me this morning while I was listening to a song on my computer. It was more a feeling than a thought. I was overcome with the urge to seek the most mind blowing items on the internet and compile them onto or into something. I realized that this task, while worthwhile, was daunting, even for someone of my cosmic fortitude.
So I had an epiphany. Enlist help from like minded individuals. But where, you might ask, would someone as wonderful and mysterious as I find individuals with both the mental fortitude and unending wit that can only come with years of mental instability? Why, I'm glad you asked.
ALLAKHAZAM! It struck me like a lightning bolt to the genitals! These people, for indeed that is what they must be, have also played the game I devoted so much to. Surely they must understand what I seek. And so, here we are. Together, intertwining our minds in a cosmic orgy of awesome so powerful that not even Billy Mays could package us into one amalgamation of great deals and free products of awe-inspiring greatness.
So, we come to it at last. The challenge of the century. The challenge I issue is this: Go forth and collect every bit of awesome from the internet you can think of. From Rick's soothing voice to the shovel crotch ninjas digging random holes in the ground. Find these things for me. Your reward shall be the respect and admiration of your peers.
Now go forth, my loyal subjects. Procure these relics of the modern age and bring them here to be categorized and sorted according to varying levels of awesomeness.
You may wonder why I issue this challenge. It's because I come from the land down under, where the women blow and the men do plunder. Can you hear, can you hear that thunder? Because I did...