I got SUXX for ya Star. I wanted to show my GF something funny ( to me anyway).
We're outside Bastok, the plan is to Charm a less than level 1 Worm ( you can see
where this is going-also, yes, less than level 1, get a Mule outside Bastok and check the Mobs, some will be [Decent Challenge] to a level 1 Mule)anyway, the "plan" is to Charm the Worm and put him on a Bee. I get a kick out of seeing the Worm twist around following the Bee as it buzzes around and casting spells if the hapless Bee happens to wander in range. ( Alcohol really helps here).
CoalHeart (75BST) in Full Charm gear ( HQ Staff, HQ rings, yadda yadda yadda).
CoalHeart Fails to [Charm] the obviously bad ass less than level 01 Worm.
GF: "hahaha, you're right, that is hilarious"
Me: uh..that wasn't supposed to be the funny part.
Attempt # 2: CoalHeart Fails to [Charm] the "this game suxx" Worm.
Me: wtf? I know /random trumps all in this game, but dammmmmm.
GF: Shouldn't there be a range of probability? What dorks programmed this game?
Attempt # 3: Coal Fails to [Charm] the "you're never getting laid again" Worm.
Me: ...speechless
GF: You pay for this? Tell ya what,log out now and I'll make it up to you,(wink, wink) or you can try again and I can promise you I will have a Perma-headache.
I got him the 4th try.Ramuh Suxx,BST Suxx, GF has perma headache and I'm stupid.
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