Switch BEER with SUXX and vice versa?? Then nothing would make sense! For example: "I drank the bottle of BEER, and my hangover was instantly cured!" Um...last time I checked, BEER (in large quantities, mind you) is the direct cause of hangovers! It does not cure them!
I do like the idea though, but it would result in some incredibly silly stuff. It may be good for lulz, if anything.
Linkshell: LordOfTheBeasts (Pet LS/Social) and Heroes (Endgame)
Jobs: 75 BST, 75 THF, 75 BLM, 75 SAM, 75 DRK, 75 PUP, 75 SMN, 72 SCH, 69 BRD, 67 PLD, 66 RNG, 66 WAR, 63 RDM, 61 BLU, 57 DRG, 56 NIN, 54 MNK, 45 WHM, 32 COR (Jobs updated as of 8-28-09)
Leathercraft/Clothcraft Mule "Andersoncooper"
90.1 Leathercraft (Tanner's Gloves and Tanner's Apron: O)