Kalivha the Prophet wrote:
Likibiki wrote:
Kalivha the Prophet wrote:
I was in the A&E the other day.
!
WHAT HAPPEN
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
You and other people told me to go because my arm could have been broken. It wasn't.
There was a man who bled out of his eye, though.
Oh right, yeah. I did know that, lol :)
Eye bleeding is a common English disease. It is often caused by some drunk twat glassing you in the face.
I saw that happen to someone once. Was while England were playing, 2006 European Championships... we conceded a goal, mental drunk prick glassed the guy in front of him, the guy was blinded, screamed "I CAN'T SEE", blood was kinda spraying everywhere (this is in a small pub, completely packed out from end to end)...
The guy who did it runs out, gets in his car (totally drunk, remember), starts driving off, RUNS SOMEONE OVER, and leaves the pub.
Because, like, you know, we won't know who he was or anything.
God, I love English sporting events.
(I just thought I'd share that with you all)