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#1 Sep 28 2008 at 2:44 AM Rating: Excellent
Sogoro, at 1am my time wrote:
Glen 4 am dsivok 4 lovf t so mvch dum txt bak kkkk? Dun want to harge u k


I genuinely have no idea what he is trying to say here.
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#2 Sep 28 2008 at 5:42 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Sep 28 2008 at 8:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Sep 28 2008 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got a random tell last night telling me to go instant message soggy, I didnt recognize the name, I assumed was Lemmi at first but alas lemmi wasnt online or was invisible though coulda been Alan Sags as he showed as being online but not signed in. Well I would of, but I was too lazy to go download anything to mess with soggy, I had assumed he was drunk and thats why I get the /t. I think my first guess was right after reading those text messages.

TL:DR: Drunk Soggy is Drunk
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#5 Sep 28 2008 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got a random tell last night telling me to go instant message soggy, I didnt recognize the name, I assumed was Lemmi at first but alas lemmi wasnt online or was invisible
You haven't been paying much attention the last few months have you?
#6 Sep 28 2008 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
Sogoro quit(again). He says he's given his account to a friend and told them to change the password, so that he can't come back.

Anyway, back on topic.

He seriously needs to get laid.

Digi, sort him out, will ya?
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#7 Sep 28 2008 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sogoro quit(again).


Told that bitch to gimme his blau too. Smiley: mad
#8 Sep 28 2008 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tyrrant wrote:
though coulda been Alan Sags as he showed as being online but not signed in. Well I would of, but I was too lazy to go download anything to mess with soggy, I had assumed he was drunk and thats why I get the /t. I think my first guess was right after reading those text messages.

Nope, wasn't me. I didn't even know Soggy was drunk last night until I wondered into this thread. He's starting to turn into the Lindsay Lohan of our forums.
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#9 Sep 28 2008 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
He is quite the lush.
#10 Sep 28 2008 at 11:47 AM Rating: Excellent
Having conversations with hungover people is fun.

MSN Messenger wrote:
Sogoro says:
>_______>
Glen says:
hahahahaha
Sogoro says:
i need to stop makin an ass out of myself
Sogoro says:
lol
Glen says:
mine was funny but omg what did you send lemmi XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sogoro says:
yeah >__> um
Glen says:
someone cant handle their liquor
Sogoro says:
he called me too to talk to me i think i dunno what we discussed
Glen says:
so what does this anna look like
Sogoro says:
its anna from the oot
Sogoro says:
lol
Glen says:
idk who that is
Sogoro says:
she's like 35 or something
Sogoro says:
lmao
Glen says:
hey mrs robinson
Sogoro says:
i think i texted redshift too
Glen says:
i bet you were masturbating
Sogoro says:
i had so much vodka
Sogoro says:
i dont recall jerkin off
Sogoro says:
so i dont think i did
Glen says:
lmao
Glen says:
you probly couldnt
Glen says:
if you were that drunk
Sogoro says:
i started off with a lager, then i upgraded to a screwdriver
Glen says:
ooo get you, what did you have after that, sex on the beach
Sogoro says:
woulda been nice
Glen says:
i already told you no
Sogoro says:
D:
Sogoro says:
</3
Glen says:
exactly
Sogoro says:
lol
Glen says:
so how's your head
Sogoro says:
great
Sogoro says:
i ate alot of chinese food lastnight
Sogoro says:
so i think alot of it got absorbed while i was sleeping
Glen says:
dog testicles are good for hangovers
Sogoro says:
>_>
Sogoro says:
thats interesting
Glen says:
"chicken balls", dude
Glen says:
don't believe what you read
Glen says:
one restaurant over here got caught out
Glen says:
chinese restaurant
Sogoro says:
o.o
Sogoro says:
lmao
Glen says:
they were shaving rats and cutting them to look like chicken wings
Glen says:
no joke
Sogoro says:
eeeew
Glen says:
i know
Sogoro says:
did u ever eat there?
Glen says:
nah it was on an email lol
Glen says:
it was in london
Sogoro says:
ah
Sogoro says:
well thats good he
Sogoro says:
then
Sogoro says:
who knows what kind of diseases people got from it
Glen says:
you'd assume not much if they'd been doing it for a while
Glen says:
afaik fully cooked and washed rat meat is fine
Sogoro says:
>___>
Sogoro says:
still pretty gross
Glen says:
so do you know what this anna looks like
Glen says:
or are you just a fan of the more mature lady
Sogoro says:
an fan
Glen says:
cool
Glen says:
my gran's just turned 80 and she's single
Glen says:
i'll put in a good word
Sogoro says:
roflmao
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#11 Sep 28 2008 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
VODKA AND LIGHT COLORED LIQUORS DON'T GIVE YOU HANGOVERS IT WASN'T THE CHINESE FOOD. THAT @#%^ING LIAR!
#12 Sep 28 2008 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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He really needs to give up the party girl lifestyle. Who am I kidding? I hope he gets wasted every night from now on. I want more threads like this.
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#13 Sep 28 2008 at 12:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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lol.

and
Quote:
Glen 4 am dsivok 4 lovf t so mvch dum txt bak kkkk? Dun want to harge u k
translates into

Quote:
Glen I am drunk I love u so much dun txt bak kkkk? Dun want to scare u k
at least, i THINK harge translates into scare. something like that. i dunno. sogo sent me a few texts last night, but it was in drunken sogoro language and i misplaces my "drunken sogoro to english/english to drunken sogoro" dictionary... (glad i deleted all my texts from sogo last night or I would have been tempted to post some here...)

Edited, Sep 28th 2008 3:02pm by Faythes
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#14 Sep 28 2008 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
Faythes wrote:
lol.

and
Quote:
Glen 4 am dsivok 4 lovf t so mvch dum txt bak kkkk? Dun want to harge u k
translates into

Quote:
Glen I am drunk I love u so much dun txt bak kkkk? Dun want to scare u k
at least, i THINK harge translates into scare. something like that. i dunno. sogo sent me a few texts last night, but it was in drunken sogoro language and i misplaces my "drunken sogoro to english/english to drunken sogoro" dictionary... (glad i deleted all my texts from sogo last night or I would have been tempted to post some here...)

Edited, Sep 28th 2008 3:02pm by Faythes
I think he meant to say "dun want to charge u" because Biki, like myself, DOESN'T WANT TO PAY FOR TEXT MESSAGES Smiley: mad

And you gave Sogoro your number?
#15 Sep 28 2008 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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<3 Unlimited text messages. I would go broke paying for them lol.


Soggy doesn't text me anymore. He </3 me. ='(
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charge makes more sense. i have unlimited text messages so i'm good. yeah. he's got my number :P but only for text purposes. he behaved himself and didnt' call me at 3am. :P but he did fill up my inbox lolol
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Faythe: everytime i see your name i think of those ricola commercials and i wanna ask you where your sheep is.
Ebola: i would tell you dead cause i infected it, but then retract the statement cause it makes me sound like a sheepf*cker.


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#17 Sep 28 2008 at 12:45 PM Rating: Excellent
Delva wrote:
<3 Unlimited text messages. I would go broke paying for them lol.


Soggy doesn't text me anymore. He </3 me. ='(
I think you should be rejoicing, for at least this way you're off his list of people to meet and rape.
#18 Sep 28 2008 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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pfft. i don't think he'd raped anyone. he's more like the harmless puppy that humps your sofa....
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Faythe: everytime i see your name i think of those ricola commercials and i wanna ask you where your sheep is.
Ebola: i would tell you dead cause i infected it, but then retract the statement cause it makes me sound like a sheepf*cker.


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#19 Sep 28 2008 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
If by sofa you mean your struggling, beaten body.
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Admiral Lemmi wrote:
Delva wrote:
<3 Unlimited text messages. I would go broke paying for them lol.


Soggy doesn't text me anymore. He </3 me. ='(
I think you should be rejoicing, for at least this way you're off his list of people to meet and rape.


I wouldn't be the one getting raped though...
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#21 Sep 28 2008 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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Delva wrote:
Admiral Lemmi wrote:
Delva wrote:
<3 Unlimited text messages. I would go broke paying for them lol.


Soggy doesn't text me anymore. He </3 me. ='(
I think you should be rejoicing, for at least this way you're off his list of people to meet and rape.


I wouldn't be the one getting raped though...
Delva would make me her toy Smiley: frown
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#22 Sep 28 2008 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Admiral Lemmi wrote:
You haven't been paying much attention the last few months have you?

Yes I know you have pretty much quit, but it was so random I wasn't sure who the hell wrote it.
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I don't think it qualifies as quitting if all you do is activate your content id, don't do diddlysquat in the game, and then hand over your account to someone else.

But I'm sure we're all shocked and never could have seen this one coming.
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I still <3 you anyways Jella. Sogoro, not so much. Go be EMO in Digidude's threads.
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Lady Jella wrote:
I don't think it qualifies as quitting if all you do is activate your content id, don't do diddlysquat in the game, and then hand over your account to someone else.

But I'm sure we're all shocked and never could have seen this one coming.


Actually, I did Nyzul a few times. Did Einherjar a few times. Did some campaigning. And did some Dynamis. So leave me alone Jella Smiley: mad

I also leveled up BLM some.
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#25 Sep 28 2008 at 7:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think he meant to say "dun want to charge u" because Biki, like myself, DOESN'T WANT TO PAY FOR TEXT MESSAGES


Neither do I, it's Nigga Technology

Edited, Sep 28th 2008 10:55pm by SirIanx
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why don't they just say 3? several = 3 but makes no sense cause several sounds just like seven so i thought it was saying seven in a past tense.
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Actually, I did Nyzul a few times. Did Digidude a few times. Did some campaigning. And did some Dynamis. So leave me alone Jella Smiley: mad

I also leveled up BLM some.
Mmh, fair enough then.

You'll come back. They always do. Of course by then your account will be stripped...
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I'd be a lesbian for Jella.
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I still <3 you anyways Jella. Sogoro, not so much. Go be EMO in Digidude's threads.
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#27 Sep 28 2008 at 8:07 PM Rating: Excellent
SirIanx wrote:
Quote:
I think he meant to say "dun want to charge u" because Biki, like myself, DOESN'T WANT TO PAY FOR TEXT MESSAGES


Neither do I, it's Nigga Technology

Edited, Sep 28th 2008 10:55pm by SirIanx
Damn niggas!
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Faythe: everytime i see your name i think of those ricola commercials and i wanna ask you where your sheep is.
Ebola: i would tell you dead cause i infected it, but then retract the statement cause it makes me sound like a sheepf*cker.


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#29 Sep 29 2008 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Jella wrote:
Sogoro wrote:
Actually, I did Nyzul a few times. Did Digidude a few times. Did some campaigning. And did some Dynamis. So leave me alone Jella Smiley: mad

I also leveled up BLM some.
Mmh, fair enough then.

You'll come back. They always do. Of course by then your account will be stripped...
Sorry babe I'm not coming back Smiley: frown
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#30 Sep 29 2008 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Jella wrote:
Sogoro wrote:
Actually, I did Nyzul a few times. Did Digidude a few times. Did some campaigning. And did some Dynamis. So leave me alone Jella Smiley: mad

I also leveled up BLM some.
Mmh, fair enough then.

You'll come back. They always do. Of course by then your account will be stripped...
Sorry babe I'm not coming back Smiley: frown


Even though you kept the 1.5m+ish worth of stuff I gave you as compensation for the items you gave me when you "quit for good" last time.

I can't really complain because the stuff you gave was worth more than 1.5m, but it still makes me sad.

YOU MADE A TARUTARU SAD.
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#31 Sep 29 2008 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
Admiral Lemmi wrote:
Faythes wrote:
lol.

and
Quote:
Glen 4 am dsivok 4 lovf t so mvch dum txt bak kkkk? Dun want to harge u k
translates into

Quote:
Glen I am drunk I love u so much dun txt bak kkkk? Dun want to scare u k
at least, i THINK harge translates into scare. something like that. i dunno. sogo sent me a few texts last night, but it was in drunken sogoro language and i misplaces my "drunken sogoro to english/english to drunken sogoro" dictionary... (glad i deleted all my texts from sogo last night or I would have been tempted to post some here...)

Edited, Sep 28th 2008 3:02pm by Faythes
I think he meant to say "dun want to charge u" because Biki, like myself, DOESN'T WANT TO PAY FOR TEXT MESSAGES Smiley: mad

And you gave Sogoro your number?


I had it on my Facebook and he stole it.
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#32 Sep 29 2008 at 1:00 PM Rating: Excellent
Sogoro should have waited til I came back to give me all of his stuff Smiley: mad
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I almost got his address too Smiley: mad
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#34 Sep 29 2008 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
Sogoro wrote:
I almost got his address too Smiley: mad


Stalking error: Write it down BEFORE you tell me it's on there and you're going to come visit me.

Noob.
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#35 Sep 29 2008 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Sogoro wrote:
Delva wrote:
Admiral Lemmi wrote:
Delva wrote:
<3 Unlimited text messages. I would go broke paying for them lol.


Soggy doesn't text me anymore. He </3 me. ='(
I think you should be rejoicing, for at least this way you're off his list of people to meet and rape.


I wouldn't be the one getting raped though...
Delva would make me her toy


Don't worry, my dearest Soggy, I would make sure you enjoyed it.
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King Likibiki wrote:
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I almost got his address too Smiley: mad


Stalking error: Write it down BEFORE you tell me it's on there and you're going to come visit me.

Noob.


I SAID I WAS GONNA SEND YOU A SHIRT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! But because you wouldn't let me I had to buy you premium for your birthday instead.
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#37 Sep 29 2008 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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lol. a shirt? what kind of shirt? what does it say? hmmmmmm? inquiring minds want to know...
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Faythe: everytime i see your name i think of those ricola commercials and i wanna ask you where your sheep is.
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#38 Sep 29 2008 at 8:02 PM Rating: Excellent
It would probably be a home made decal printed on of Sogoro naked with his legs spread on a bed. I wouldn't know or anything... just a guess.
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mmmhmmm. suuuure it's just a guess...that image is kind of disturbing...
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Faythe: everytime i see your name i think of those ricola commercials and i wanna ask you where your sheep is.
Ebola: i would tell you dead cause i infected it, but then retract the statement cause it makes me sound like a sheepf*cker.


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