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#1 Jun 01 2012 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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Green Lantern is coming out of the closet, apparently.

Smiley: dubious

Probably old news, but I just read about it. Almost choked on an imaginary bagel. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, mind you, but why Green Lantern? Of all the superheroes out there with questionable (as in: unknown or possibly homosexual -- Christ, it's hard being politically correct) sexual orientations, they went with that guy?

And because this never gets old:



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#2 Jun 01 2012 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
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Asylum already has this covered, but that video is awesome. Smiley: lol
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#3 Jun 01 2012 at 11:49 PM Rating: Good
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They should have gone with Wonder Woman. It would have made everyone happier.
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#4 Jun 02 2012 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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Didn't really expect this one. Weird.
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#5 Jun 02 2012 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
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They said they chose to make Alan Scott **** because the reboot forced them to eliminate his openly **** son from the cast.

In any case, it's an Alternate Universe scenario. So Alan Scott is only **** in that one. The original Scott is still a womanizing bastard.
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#6 Jun 04 2012 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Karlina wrote:
They should have gone with Wonder Woman. It would have made everyone happier.
She's from an island that only births women (not just no men. They can't even be born on the island.) and is heavy into the "I'll punish you in the name of my high heel boots, knave." She's been for over sixty years. Just no one has had the decency to tell her about it.

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#7 Jun 04 2012 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Karlina wrote:
They should have gone with Wonder Woman. It would have made everyone happier.
She's from an island that only births women (not just no men. They can't even be born on the island.) and is heavy into the "I'll punish you in the name of my high heel boots, knave." She's been for over sixty years. Just no one has had the decency to tell her about it.

Edited, Jun 4th 2012 11:48am by lolgaxe


Isn't her weakness being tied up (read Bondage) by a man? If they made her a **** then the writers would have to get off their lazy asses and make a new weakness for her.
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