Eske Esquire wrote:
Locke, he's never going to understand if you gloss over all of the details like that.
I drove up to GA with my girlfriend last weekend; 5 hour drive each way. To pass the time I told her almost the entire story of A Song of Fire and Ice. When I finished, I realized I didn't even include Dany's parts, nor Old Valyria, or the Night's Watch and wildlings beyond the Wall.
When I asked how much of it she remembered, she said:
Well, the Imp is a dwarf and awesome, his brother is the Kingslayer, he has **** with his sister and all their kids aren't legitimate heirs. Joffrey (called him Jeffrey) is a d*ck, the Starks have too many kids, and Boromir (she couldn't remember his name) is too honorable for his own good. Also there's a Hound.
Close enough, honey
Edited, Jun 3rd 2011 11:38am by LockeColeMA