WARNING: NUCLEAR LEVELS OF RAGE IN THIS ORIGINAL POST
With regards to your latest "offering" of a "film" to cinema: Vampires Suck.
@#%^ you hard.
Yeah, **** you.
How the hell are these two sons o' bitches still making money from these retarded films, actually they're not even films, it's more a mish-mash of scenes from films made 9000 times worse and scattershotted onto a movie reel.
What pisses me off even more about this particular movie is there is a MUCH better film that years of time and effort was put into making that has JUST come out: Scott Pilgrim vs The World and Vampires Suck has done better than it in box office takings!!
This is stupid, this is another indication that standards in comedy are falling to nautical levels of crap and is a prime example of idiocracy prevailing over artwork and effort.
These two jackasses have made some of the worst films in recent years
Meet the Spartans
Every single one of these movies is a total trainwreck, know that old saying "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me"? After FOUR TRAINWRECKS OF FILMS people should know better.
A message to people who were considering seeing this film.
Do not see this film, it is made by two guys who clearly DO NOT GIVE A FLYING @#%^ about making a good or even passable movie - they are in this for the money and prey upon people who do not know any better, nothing else. If you want to see this because you hate Twilight (which unless you didn't already figure is what this film parodies) then don't, you're playing right into these bastards hands. They knew a lot of people do not like the Twilight series and even more fanatically follow anything resembling it so they have made a trap of a film that is nothing more than a shameless money-maker on what's popular or not-so popular in some eyes. This is a film so bad that rumors are circulating that several cast members have taken legal action to have their names taken out of the credits - i am not joking and frankly i am not surprised.
An average and pissed off movie-goer.
Incase you're wondering, i'm pissed off because i just got dragged to this @#%^ing piece of sh*t by my other half when i wanted to take her to see Scott Pilgrim. Granted i saw it two days ago with some work buddies and i thought she'd like it. Of course she likes the Twilight books and wanted to see this despite having some reservations about the title. I tried to warn her over and over but she settled on this, she's still trying to apologise for making us both see this.
Edited, Aug 28th 2010 7:31pm by Tatham
Edited, Aug 28th 2010 7:55pm by Tatham