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#27 Aug 07 2010 at 6:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Really though, who would be dumb enough to actually name their ship Titanic II? Talk about suspension of disbelief.
#28 Aug 07 2010 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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This... this will not end well.
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#29 Aug 08 2010 at 1:01 AM Rating: Good
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I really don't see how there could be a Titanic 2. In case you aren't aware, the story of the Titanic is pretty final. It doesn't leave much room for a sequel.


The synopsis on IMDB is actually pretty hilarious.

I'd watch it just to laugh at it.

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#30 Aug 08 2010 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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In all honesty, though, I have to admit, that I would love to see Maximus go all Rambo in Vietnam.


Or Gerald Butler channeling Leonidus:

"Madness?.... THIS IS SAIGON!!!"


OK, who's more of a badass? Maximus or Leonidus? Who would win in a fight?
#31 Aug 08 2010 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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eyoung60 wrote:
In case you aren't aware, the story of the Titanic is pretty final.
I didn't see the movie, what happens?
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#32 Aug 08 2010 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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eyoung60 wrote:
In case you aren't aware, the story of the Titanic is pretty final.
I didn't see the movie, what happens?


The ship sinks.

Shocker, I know.
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#33 Aug 08 2010 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
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In all honesty, though, I have to admit, that I would love to see Maximus go all Rambo in Vietnam.


Or Gerald Butler channeling Leonidus:

"Madness?.... THIS IS SAIGON!!!"


OK, who's more of a badass? Maximus or Leonidus? Who would win in a fight?


Maximus, because he had the brains to wear body armor. Now if they were forced to fight in slow-mo then Leonidas hands down.
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#35 Sep 13 2010 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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i heard this time this movie is something about Waves hitting the ship till it wrecked? slightly different from the titanic 1. and the best part is, there's no uncensored part anymore in this new one... the one scene that grabbed the heart of the audience.


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#36 Sep 13 2010 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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and the best part is, there's no uncensored part anymore in this new one... the one scene that grabbed the heart of the audience.


I know what you mean, I was ****** off when DiCaprio died, barely saw anything. Hopefully this time we can see the water enter the lungs and watch as the person struggles for breath while his flesh grows cold and necrotic. Maybe see their eyes grow cloudy and dim.
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#37 Sep 13 2010 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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I know what you mean, I was ****** off when DiCaprio died, barely saw anything. Hopefully this time we can see the water enter the lungs and watch as the person struggles for breath while his flesh grows cold and necrotic. Maybe see their eyes grow cloudy and dim.


He didn't drown...
#38 Sep 13 2010 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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I know what you mean, I was ****** off when DiCaprio died, barely saw anything. Hopefully this time we can see the water enter the lungs and watch as the person struggles for breath while his flesh grows cold and necrotic. Maybe see their eyes grow cloudy and dim.


He didn't drown...


I know that, just explaining what I would want to see in a water-disaster movie when one of the main character dies. Anyway he only froze to death in the water, it's not like the body became brittle enough to be able to snap off pieces.
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#40 Sep 13 2010 at 6:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Really though, who would be dumb enough to actually name their ship Titanic II? Talk about suspension of disbelief.


I dunno. I would never underestimate the human propensity for arrogance.
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Usually the sequel to an excellent movie is not as satisfying as the former one , hope this one is an exception.
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Ok, I give up. Does it think it has a link showing on all these posts or something? I realy don't get it. Is it the worlds worst spambot?
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#43 Sep 14 2010 at 12:46 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Ok, I give up. Does it think it has a link showing on all these posts or something? I realy don't get it. Is it the worlds worst spambot?
Maybe the name is the spam. Maybe they're advertising the Jenny Lea Academy of Cosmetology?
#44 Sep 14 2010 at 7:08 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Ok, I give up. Does it think it has a link showing on all these posts or something? I realy don't get it. Is it the worlds worst spambot?


Don't worry, I can't figure it out either. It seems to mostly talk in coherent sentences though (mostly. There's always something slightly off about them), and unlike SorinMarkov doesn't always just respond to the OP without reading the thread. Is the IP foreign? I assume it's just someone fairly new to the language trying to fit in.

That's of course being optimistic. I'm still pretty sure it shouldn't be left alone, but I still haven't really seen it do anything bad. =/
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#45 Apr 26 2011 at 10:37 PM Rating: Good
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This necropost is sponsored by Netflix. Titanic 2 is available in the Instant Watch section of Netflix in case anyone wants to know what happens to the ship.
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This necropost is sponsored by Netflix. Titanic 2 is available in the Instant Watch section of Netflix in case anyone wants to know what happens to the ship.
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#47 Apr 27 2011 at 1:49 AM Rating: Good
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvaUM9xObbs

There's a review of the awesomeness that is Titanic 2. I wish MST3000 was still on the air, this movie would be hilarious with the comments that would fly.
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I wish MST3000 was still on the air, this movie would be hilarious with the comments that would fly.
There's Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic. Rifftrax is done by Mike Nelson (with Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, who were Tom Servo and Crow v2.0 respectively) and Cinematic Titanic is Joel Hodgson (with Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff and Mary Jo Pehl, who were Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank, and Pearl Forrester respectively). I haven't tried Cinematic Titanic, but Rifftrax is definitely hilariously well done. I don't see Titanic 2 on either, though.

Just, you know. Throwing that out there.
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