Well, that was a waste of time.
Thankfully I got free tickets for it, it would have been a serious waste of money too.
Storywise, the original is better and more fun to follow. Visually, some good effects but the 3D did not work well, some scenes even looked pretty bad.
The guy who introduced the movie said that the director was already thinking of parts two and three. It had a good opening weekend, unfortunately it might just happen.
This was a huge disillusion, but the Kraken didn't look all that bad.
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Probability of a sequel = film expense / film merit.
The acting sucked, it was a pretty mediocre action movie for me.
Imagine trying to cram a Mastiff (for those of you who don't know, it's a really really big freakin dog) into a hand carry pet carrier....only way it's gonna happen is if you stick in the blender... and then all you end up with is a bloody mess, and a pet carrier that can't even hold the weight and it falls apart when you pick it up anyway. Thats exactly what this movie was.....Tried to fit too much information into too small a time space and the action, actors (or lack thereof) and effects just can't hold it together.
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Katchii wrote:
Imagine trying to cram a Mastiff (for those of you who don't know, it's a really really big freakin dog) into a hand carry pet carrier....only way it's gonna happen is if you stick in the blender... and then all you end up with is a bloody mess, and a pet carrier that can't even hold the weight and it falls apart when you pick it up anyway. Thats exactly what this movie was.....Tried to fit too much information into too small a time space and the action, actors (or lack thereof) and effects just can't hold it together.
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Well. That analogy was... um....
wtf just happened...?
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Katchii wrote:
Imagine trying to cram a Mastiff (for those of you who don't know, it's a really really big freakin dog) into a hand carry pet carrier....only way it's gonna happen is if you stick in the blender... and then all you end up with is a bloody mess, and a pet carrier that can't even hold the weight and it falls apart when you pick it up anyway. Thats exactly what this movie was.....Tried to fit too much information into too small a time space and the action, actors (or lack thereof) and effects just can't hold it together.
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Well. That analogy was... um....
wtf just happened...?
So, perfect?
KTurner wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Katchii wrote:
Imagine trying to cram a Mastiff (for those of you who don't know, it's a really really big freakin dog) into a hand carry pet carrier....only way it's gonna happen is if you stick in the blender... and then all you end up with is a bloody mess, and a pet carrier that can't even hold the weight and it falls apart when you pick it up anyway. Thats exactly what this movie was.....Tried to fit too much information into too small a time space and the action, actors (or lack thereof) and effects just can't hold it together.
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Worst movie experience ever.....I left going "wtf just happened?"
Edited, Apr 27th 2010 3:30pm by Katchii
Well. That analogy was... um....
wtf just happened...?
So, perfect?
In a nutshell.
Sorry...it sounded better in my head than it did in the forum.
Let me put it more like this:
You can't make a shake or icy or whatever without taking the good stuff like the fruit or the ice cream and sticking it in a blender. Thing is when you try putting ALL of your favorite ingredients into the blender,including ones that really don't belong there, it just tastes bad. The people who made this movie tried to put too much stuff into the blender, good ingredients maybe, but it still ended up tasting horrible.
Let me put it more like this:
You can't make a shake or icy or whatever without taking the good stuff like the fruit or the ice cream and sticking it in a blender. Thing is when you try putting ALL of your favorite ingredients into the blender,including ones that really don't belong there, it just tastes bad. The people who made this movie tried to put too much stuff into the blender, good ingredients maybe, but it still ended up tasting horrible.
Katchii wrote:
Sorry...it sounded better in my head than it did in the forum.
Nah, it was ok. And it got the point across. I was just teasin'.
No worries, I know. I like analogies, but like I said some of them make sense to me in my head and sound....less than sensible. But I'm also not exactly known as normal in my family....my mind goes weird places at weird times, and I don't have an inner monologue.
Katchii wrote:
No worries, I know. I like analogies, but like I said some of them make sense to me in my head and sound....less than sensible. But I'm also not exactly known as normal in my family....my mind goes weird places at weird times, and I don't have an inner monologue.
Oh hi! You should totally come and post in here with us.
Aripyanfar wrote:
Katchii wrote:
No worries, I know. I like analogies, but like I said some of them make sense to me in my head and sound....less than sensible. But I'm also not exactly known as normal in my family....my mind goes weird places at weird times, and I don't have an inner monologue.
Oh hi! You should totally come and post in here with us.
In fact, introduce yourself with this image:
Should I even ask why the schoolgirl is wearing broken handcuffs?
Edited, Apr 29th 2010 9:11am by Shaowstrike
Edited, Apr 29th 2010 9:11am by Shaowstrike
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Debatable, but I wouldn't know the answer to that question.
Shaowstrike wrote:
Should I even ask why the schoolgirl is wearing broken handcuffs?
Or zip-strips in her hair?
Umm....who is that and what anime is she from?
NVM....Angel Beats, Yuri. Looked it up.
Edited, Apr 29th 2010 8:34pm by Katchii
NVM....Angel Beats, Yuri. Looked it up.
Edited, Apr 29th 2010 8:34pm by Katchii
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