I'm sure you could stick vorephilia(sp?) in there pretty easily.
Apparently there are torso mouths made of crawling chaos that tenderize and warp the victim such that they can be cooked and artfully arranged in a bento. The loli-elder god then shares this meal with her love interest, "Delicatessen"
style. I believe he later takes 2d4 point of SAN damage.
Nyarlthotep later defends him from aliens.
I'm thinking this will be billed as a slice of life comedy. Edited, Oct 21st 2009 11:57am by Timelordwho
What if the bird will not sing?
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."