DEAR GOD. Whoever is director BETTER beat some Alert, Smooth, Intelligent Coolness into Keanu. And a piercing gaze under lowered lashes. PIERCING.
Ah well. The anime movie version of Cowboy Bebop was a total letdown for me anyway. It seemed to me it wasn't the same animation team that did the movie as did the TV series, which was vastly superior in graphical compositions. The plotting wasn't as freighted with weight, or as tight, either.
But... but I'm going to have to see the live action Cowboy Bebop anyway, even in expectation of Fail, because I loved the series so much, and I'm going to hope against hope...