so me and a bunch of guys go to New Orleans for my wife's sister's fiance's bachelor party. first of all, he's a cop, and so he has cop friends. so here we were, a bunch of cops and an engineer tromping around Bourbon Street. i figured at least if we got into trouble, we would have to do something REALLY bad. there's a cop discount to get into all the strip clubs, and everyone else was a cop, so i pretended i was also a cop to get in, which i'm still wondering the legal ramifications of doing so.
it was getting late, and i had bought the bachelor two or three lap dances, everyone else had gotten a couple, so i figured it was time to snag me one before the night was over. so i opted for this little asian chick that had been kinda hanging out with us at Larry Flint's Barely Legal (no i don't have a thing for asians girls, she just happened to be one of the better looking girls and have real tits).
We go to the back area, i pop in my $30 and she proceeds to give me my lap dance. now it's pretty late, close to four in the morning. she's acting kind of goofy, and just as i'm getting into the...uhhh..ambiance....she bust out with "i saw the incredible hulk movie today!"
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i won't tell you what i wanted to say, and i tried to ignore it at first, but this was one of many mood killing outbursts, so i mentioned that i was thinking about seeing it, then she started chatting about it and the iron man movie (i had seen) and other similar movies (the avengers, nick fury, etc). then she starts talking about comic books and the x-men origins series and such (i don't read comic books). i mean, it's pretty cool this chick was into all this stuff, but i don't want to talk about it when you have your boobies in my face.
the red light comes on, lapdance is over...and i felt somewhat cheated. we did chit chat about what games each other played and type. she said she was into RPG's (she mentioned eternal sonata, but i don't do Xbox) and some other things. we chatted for about 10 minutes, then i realized i'm in a strip club talking to a stripper about video games and decided to bid her farewell and go back to feeding ones into the thongs of other strippers and paying $9 a beer (yeah, i'm not exaggerating).
