Make some bacon and take a photograph, then mail it to me and I shall eat it. Then I'll eat a sausage to compare the two and post the review for all to see.
wait...so you're going to eat a picture of bacon? you never got that baconator, what makes you think you'll get bacon?
It's a real life photograph of a baby deer being born.
out of bambi's doo-doo hole?
If you examine the photo carefully you shall see that Bambi is creating a clone army of miniature Bambis for whatever reason.
a clone army of miniature dootie Bambis?
"Lt. Bambi, reporting for dootie."