THE OFFICIAL FFXI DRINKING GAME!Follow

I've always said that if President Bush and Osama Bin Laden would just sit down, have a couple of beer's and smoke a bowl or 3, then there problems would all be solved. I mean, honestly, If you hate someone, but they come over with 3-4 24 packs and a half Z of some good Cron, woulden't you smile and have a good time with them to? (Of course, you would have to kick them out shortly after everything is done and gone, but there would be some piece for just a little bit lmao) Come on Bush, just shut the fu*k up, cut a line or 2 (I know you do it), kick back a 40, and just chill. Is it realy that hard a concept to understand? *tee hee*

There is a tearm my friends and I use called "Droned". It means "Drunk" and "Stoned". It's when you have a couple of Beer's, but your not drunk. Then you smoke a couple of bowls, but your not stoned. But your still in no way sober. : )

And if you realy think about it, when was the last time you were watching the news and saw a report about a man comeing home from work, smokeing a blunt, and then beating there wife and children? IT DOSEN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

On the United States curency, it states "In God We Trust". But if we used that curency to purchas a plant given to us by God himself, then we get punished. /em scraches his head

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'll buy a hoodie off of you man. : )

(I'm still looking for a Voltron Hoodie, but Voltron, the ORRIGIONAL transformer, can't be found Anywhere... ><)

I've already got you covered on the Flying Car. (Being stoned in a coffee shop day and night is not a good combination) It will be a regular car, but when you push a buton, it will raise up like a Harrier jet (Vertical take off and landing), and the side of the car will strech out (I have a great idea for a pully system that will do all of the physical moveing) and form 4 wings. 2 on each side, ruffly 4 inches appart. And the windows will form together to make the canopy. I'm still working on the engine system, I doubt a "Bat Mobile" type rocket in the back will pass emmisons testing. If I was a better artist, I would draw up a design. But for now, it will have to say in my head until I figure out the seceret of "Cold Fusion". (Further upgrades include plans to break earth's atsmophere and re-enter without any problems) Cold Fusion as you all Should know, is the act of the hydrogen isotopes deuterium and tritium slam together so hard that they fuse, creating a helium nucleus, a spare neutron and energy without the use of heat.

Ummm, where was the solution? : )

Well, I saw the part about the sword and the cutting and the assination, but I guess I didn't put 2 and 2 together. ^^

pft, some evil, looks like a normal dohko to me.

What about a Beer Bong? That's not exactly "Drinking". More like, opening your throught and letting it just slide down. I'm sure Tofu can give you a veary vivid account of what that's like... : )

<^> (-_-) <^>

party at tofu's!

Exxxxceeelllllllent. Now i can have pre drinks at home playing ff before i go out and hit the town Skunkie style. g/j Tofu. You have bought a whole new angle to my ff experiance.

/em pulls up a chair. STORY TIME!!!! I was at a party, we had about a QP of some alright budda, and decided to make a gravity bong. WELL, I was stoned out of my mind, and decided to make a gravity bong hooka that was hands free. (Cause we were all to stoned to decide who would lift, light, and drop. SO, I got 4 of those 2 liter apple juice bottles (They are the best, they have the thickest plastic. Less bending, stronger pressure), and some wood and various construction equipment. I set up a square block of sorts, with each bottle at the corner. Then I set up support's to make it into a cube. It had 4 bowls on it, and 4 hoses. But the great part, it had a winch. One person would turn the crank and the cube would raise up evenly. Let go and the weight of the cube would make it fall naturally. The hoses were all connected, so you could either have 4 people hitting, or 1 person hitting (I don't advise that by the way lmao). Everybody would get there lighter and light there own, and it would raise up. Let it drop, and we all got an ass load of smoke thrown up to us. We were thinking of putting gas mask's on it, but coulden't find any.

Almost as good as the "Super Smoker". (A bong made out of a super soker 2000) Pump it up, burn the entire bowl (Veary large bowl), smoke passes through water and dry ice, turn the switch to seperate the water from the chaimber, AND FIRE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA. (I've never seen anybody remain standing after that was fired off)

Then there's the ever classic Elivator hits. I guarentee you'll pass the Fu*k out!! (I'll save that story for later lmao)

What's your story with the beer bong tofu? : )

i wanna party with Starvin and Tofu... i just don't think i'll make it out alive, though...

shameless bump.

it was fun doing this in our pso`xja party last night. especially since after someone died, the whm dced and the PLD used their 2hr and i used mine. holy jeez that was fun.

well, if i ever muster the gumption to finish up to lvl 75, maybe... and just maybe mind you, i'll get another job to a level where i can actually pt with people i want to.

if anything, i was thinking last night about how frickin sweet a lvl 1 static would be.

to pick that one job you wanna lvl but haven't gotten to it, and get all your friends together and exp from lvl 1 up in your spare time. no waiting around LFP with it, just going right for the goal.

*bumpz0rz*

you are my hero
i cant tell you how times ive come home for a chocobo ride and how many timez my LS has broken my pearl, and i wake up w/ my face in my keyboard completly confused, only to find my self in jugner forest, adn scrolling up in the text to see waht i wrote.

Since tofu and starvin seem to be MIA, i guess it's up to me to keep up da bumpin... so BUMP...

sorry, i've been unwilling to destroy my 1337 post count, now i've had my fun..


BUMP!!!

i think i'm going to have to put a disclaimer on this thing.

i can see someone trying to sue me in the future for liver and kidney failure

if you want you can repost this on the fairy boards, just give me credit ~.^

le bump...

its been awhile since any new rules were added and i think i just came up with a good one.
anytime you get invited to a party with members 5 lvls above you, log out. turn off ps2 or pc. turn off tv. grab a six pack and slam the whole thing.
(kinda buzzed atm, but it worked well for me just now)

Tofu thought you didn't want to part of the board anymore?

Well I'm going to post three times so this thing can have 100 posts.

Well I'm going to post three times so this thing can have 100 posts.