The [un]official bored @ work thread.Follow

Eating fried chicken and devising a plan to sneak out at 1:30 to go to EB.

I'm not sure if it tops it but it certainly tastes better.

Jack In The Box or Quiznos. Those are your only options.

If I wasn't forced to go to KFC I would have eaten at one of those.

I had Subway for lunch.

Theye dident speek gude engrish.

No really, this dumb ho asked me what kind of bread I wanted my salad on...

A Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger would have been better!

yaaaaaaawnnn

I bet Sno-cones are popular in AK. xD

mmmmmmmmmmmm ....Snowcones...

/em drools

sleeeeeeepy... probly shouldn't have stayed up XPing till 6am if I knew i was gonna come in early to work... i blame plastic...

Less than 11 hours from now I will be in a movie theatre watching Episode 3. Help me, I'm getting stir crazy in work here. I need a game to play to kill some time. Anyone have a new one?

I'm hoping to be at 60 by the end of the weekend... 56 now. ; ;

Hey, hows it going Cooter? I was just in a party with you last night. Good performance! I will not be able to get on tonight, working late and then going to my girlfriend's mother's house. Good Luck with getting to 58.

Lol nice one Evildohko. lol i must say i was quite supprised to come to work this morning and in the so far 5 hours i have been here... i actually got a phone call... i really wasnt expecting it... just the pizza guy calling back tho.

Man am i bored...

Bah i got no problem workin most weekends... but long weekends? i mean come on, everyone i know gets fri,sat,sun,mon off... but not me , nooooooooo i get to work till 5 pm sat. :/

can't you just picture some people you have partied with needing some of the following warnings? (That have *supposedly* actually been found on actual products!)

In Honor of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I'm bored. I like cake.

Hmmmm all that warning label stuff reminds me of the directions I followed on a bag of potatoes.

Step 1-3 Was like heat up pan and put non stick crap on it. then cooking oil.

4) Put potatoes in pan and cover with lid.

5) Turn Potatoes over one ever 2-3 minutes.

6) Do not take off lid. (Except when turning Potatoes.)

I looked at that and was like.... wtf.

Awwww Coot, sorry to hear that. We'll see you here though :)

GET IT FIXED FAST!!!

We are hovering at the same level ... >.>

...*rumble* *rumble*...

...*rumble* *rumble*... (that's that black magic noise going on)

Lol coot, I tried telling you while you were in the valley of sorrows.

I'm all /sea all coot.

"Cooterbro.. (SrwVly)" or something like that.

/tell Cooterbrown What are you doing in the valley of sorrows!?!? I hear that's where depressed people go!
Recipient is either offline or changing areas.

-_-

I've been getting R0'd a lot lately too. It pisses me off because it never happens EXCEPT when I join an EXP party. I thought it might have something to do with the last update, but it is happening while I'm on Halo 2 too.

I can monitor my internet connection while I play. It usually sits around 24MBPS or 36MBPS, but it randomly drops to 1mbps and I hit R0. I don't know why.

Boooo Jezzi! ^^

WOOO HOOO!!

My office is closing at 4:00!!
(VP just made the announcement!!)

i just found out that tomorrow i have to come in early... FOR A PARTY!... then we get to go home early without doing a single thing other than drink at the open bar and scoff down finger foods... i love show business ^^...

I won't be home for until Sunday and I would like to know the prices of these two items on AH:

Moblin Helm
Moblin Mail

Both under Other -> Beast-made

If you're bored, please check, and let me know which AH you checked as well...

I'm trying to figure out how I can make the most profit :P


Thanks in advance!!