After a debilitating accident that left me traumatized, I have been rendered unable to moo :(
That is cause for a telethon or something!
I would hereby officially like to start a collection for the mooless. Please, help poor Shiala, and all others who have been so scarred, that they are unable to moo!
Every character deserves the hope and hearing of a soundly moo. With the help of a Vana'diel’s Moo Network in their community, characters of all races and nations can receive treatment for every imaginable trauma and injury—from moo deficiency. Vana'diel’s moo makers are also on the front lines of research, education and outreach programs that keep millions of characters mooing each year.
This year alone, Vana'diel’s Moo Network will provide charity care worth hundreds, yet they depend on community support to help fund their virtual services.
To ensure they have the needed resources, Vana'diel’s Moo Network’s partners conduct thousands of special events and grassroots fundraisers year-round. RMT partners sell Moo Calls, linkshells broadcast stories of moo miracles, and end-game players hold Dynamis runs—just a few of the programs generating hundreds of gil each year to provide the moo-saving care and crucial services characters need. If you would like to donate, please send any amount of gil to Vana'diel's Moo Network, care of BellowingBovine, Lakshmi Server. And thank you for being a moo-minded individual.