So it appears someone tried to scam my grandparents by telling them I had been pulled over for speeding, arrested for possession, and needed them to Western Union $1000 for bail money. Thankfully, my grandfather had the presence of mind to call my dad (who the scammers insisted be kept out of the loop), who in turn called me.
I pointed out to my father that it would be awfully hard for me to be pulled over for speeding, let alone arrested 80 miles from home, when I'd been sitting in my living room playing video games all morning.
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