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Just some nonsense I started to write up and never finished D:

IT WAS A TALE OF WOE AND ADVENTURE. IT WAS A TALE OF A CoP STATIC THAT ALSO DID ZILARTS AND TREASURES OF AHHHHH ORGANS. IT WAS..... AQUADUCKS!! (CAPS addition)




ADUADUCKS!!: THE TRUE STORY: THE COP STATIC: THE SITCOM: THE MOVIE: THE INCOMPLETE ALLA POST

STARRING:

JAMISON, fearless leader, a thieving singer who has a circus on the side! (BRD, THF, and BST!)
RAEVAN, silent but deadly meatshield! (PLD!)
WATUSA, Samurai Pizza Cat who also falcon paunches and has his own 80s theme song (WAT, ya damn right—I mean, SAM and MNK!)
GITARU, Sharpshooter and just a really big Tarutaru at heart (who has crab—I MEAN, RNG and BST!)
XAUNA, the purple mage! Faaaaabulous! (BLU and RDM!)
SQUEAK, excitable obnoxious tarutaru who abuses the shift key! (RDM and WHM!)

STARRING NPCS (who are pretty much useless to you except Prishe and Selh’Teus):

PRISHE, eternal loli of badassishness!
ULMIA, that chick who sings songs!
THE THREE TARUTARU, Gitaru’s children with whom he shares a love/hate relationship!
LOUVREMAN, that elvaan who is as French as his name!
WILLIAM GALKNER, who… talks… like… this… all… the… time… somehow!
NAGGY’MOULD, that guy who was clearly evil from the start but everyone trusted for some reason!
SALT’IUS, who needs to lay off the eyeliner and get some sleep!
TENZEN, that backstabbing asshat who loves his ‘sword’ a little too much!
EAT’n’NAP, that woman who likes to pretend to be a cardinal named Mildew!
SHIRAKEE AND THE MITHRAS, a rock band!
AND SOME OTHER NPCS I FORGOT!

GUEST APPEARANCES INCLUDE:
MIMIRU, as “TWIN!!!11”
SYLVANSEVIN, as “Helpful Helper of Helpfulness!”
VENOME, as “Guy with a Dragon”
LSBKNIVES, as “Who’s that Guy Again?”
DANDAWG as “A Competent Healer Unlike Squeak”
SOME OTHER PEOPLE I FORGOT (sorry gaiz)
And FYNLAR the Executive Producer!

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Now, AQUADUCKS
At first, it was a sitcom, known only as EVERYONE LOVES AQUADUCKS!!! Here are some clips from it:

Random party member: I think we lost Squeak. Where is he?
Squeak: I’m a girl!!!!
(Canned laughter)

Jamison: Okay guys, the Tauri are true sight, so be careful when walking around them and try not to aggr-
Tauri: THIS TARUTARU LOOKS LIKE HE’LL BE TASTY
Squeak: I’M A GIR--!
Tauri: *ATTAX*
Squeak: OW MY FACE!
(Canned laughter)

TEN SQUEAK AGGROS LATER (I don’t actually remember most of AQUADUCKS so I can’t make too many jokes)

Jamison: OKAY, we’re at the Fomor Room. Now, these guys are really ugly, but they have great hearing, so let’s all sneak each other and insult them as we’re going through the room.
*Party Members sneak each other*
Jamison: I’m talking really ugly guys, I mean…. Their mom... is hideous. Absolutely hideous. Her sons look better than she does, and that’s not saying much. Once she put on this peach dress and it just looked like a wh--
Party: *looks nervous*
Jamison: …. Aw crap I forgot to sneak and they’re standing right behind me aren’t they
Fomor1: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OUR MOM!?!?!?!
Fomor2: HOW DARE YOU DISS MOM!
Fomor3: THAT DRESS LOOKS LOVELY ON ME, AND EVER BETTER ON MOM.
Everyone: …..
Fomors: AWWWWWKWARD.
(Canned laughter)

ONE WIPE LATER:

Watusa: Let’s hide behind these very thin pillars! The Tauri will never notice us!
Raevan: That’ll never work, they’re not stupid enough to--
Tauri1: HEY IS THAT SOMETHING BEHIND THE PILLAR
Tauri2: Oh no, it’s just a pillar. With a bit of armour sticking out
Tauri1: Oh that’s cool. SO ANYWAY, as I was saying, I aggro’d this tarutaru earlier. Little scrawny WHM, one hit, and he’s in the red!
Squeak: I’M A GIRL, DAMNIT!
(canned laughter)
Tauri1: HEY WAS WAS THAT NOISE
Tauri2: Oh, it was just the pillar talking. It does that sometimes. It’s not like anyone could hide behind it, after all
Tauri1: but it sounded like… *inspects pillar* THAT’S NO PILLAR, IT’S A SPACE S—I MEAN A CoP mission run!
Party: aw crap


The AQUADUCKS!!! Sitcom was a huge success. BUT, in order for it to sell as a movie, they had to cut down the canned laughter and make it a blockbuster action flick. And they also dropped the “Everyone loves”.

AQUADUCKS, the movie was born! Gitaru and Xauna joined the regular cast to fill the two spots needed to make it a static party! Together, the AQUADUCKS team fought crime, various NPCs, and pollution!



Okay, here is where I stopped. I actually don't remember enough of the shenanigans to make jokes - all I remember is 1) Me DCing all the time, and 2) Gitaru pretending to hate Taru when he secretly loves Taru, 3) Gitaru being the actual father of the three tarutaru

We have since went to the sequel, AQUADUCKS 2: AHHHH, ORGANS!

At first we were like lolToAU... and then we ate our words when we had to battle Gessho like 3 times and Alexander like.... 10. 8D 8D 8D

INSERT RAZFAHD (AKA RASHMAN) IS JAFAR JOKES HERE.

Okay, I will end my failed, sorry attempt at being funny here. Once again I would like to thank Jamison, Watusa, Raevan, Gitaru, and Xauna for being an awesome static :D

Also Merry Christmas Lakshmi n_n

Edited, Dec 20th 2009 2:10am by LimePie

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