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#1 Aug 24 2009 at 12:10 AM Rating: Decent
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My cookies are turning up cakey, not chewy! Why! WHYYYY!!!

Is it the sugar I'm using? I'm using a funky Whole Foods brand cane sugar.

Too much beating of the butter? The egg? I know I didn't overbeat when the flour went in, I don't have tough cookies.

I don't know which size is which on my measuring spoons. The labels rubbed off. Am I putting in too much baking soda?! >:(

I am an ANGRY TARUTARU. I have cakey cookies!!!! /fume

/em goes to Amazon.com and buys new measuring spoons.
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#2 Aug 24 2009 at 12:43 AM Rating: Good
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There's only one logical explanation.

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That cookie is a spy.
#3 Aug 24 2009 at 1:45 AM Rating: Good
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I have no idea. But I bet they're still good! :o

What kind are they?
#4 Aug 24 2009 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
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That is why I've always trusted my little Pillsbury friend for my cookie cravings.
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#5 Aug 24 2009 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
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I made Mrs Fields black-and-white cookies. It's a cocoa cookie with semi-sweet and white chocolate chunks.

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Note the cakey texture. This is not an acceptable cookie monster cookie. I demand a refund! Oh, wait, I made these. I demand satisfaction! I'm gonna buy new measuring spoons, one with numbers telling me which size I'm using, and new sugar. C&H brand.

Ok, so I've been holding out on buying new spoons. Who can blame me? They're still functional as measuring spoons. It's just a guessing game which is which. >.>; And I was being cheap...

...Because I spend my money on stuff like organic cane sugar. Which I think isn't as densely packed because it still has some molasses on the crystals.

/fume
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#6 Aug 24 2009 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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kappachan, Eater of Souls wrote:
They're still functional as measuring spoons. It's just a guessing game which is which.


I'm pretty sure that if you can't measure with your measuring spoons, they have indeed lost their functionality in the context of measuring.
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Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.
#7 Aug 24 2009 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
Here I decided to help.

Here's the important part:

* When you cream butter and sugar together, the sugar crystals punch holes in the butter than can be further leavened (later) with baking soda or powder.

* Over mixing or over rolling the batter creates too much gluten, which can result in a tough cookie

* Butter can melt quickly, causing the cookie to spread before it has time to set in the oven.

* Shortening has a higher melting temperature, which allows the cookie to rise and set before spreading

* Liquid in the batter turns into steam in the oven, which creates “lift” in the batter while it is cooking

* The higher the ratio of brown to white sugar creates a more tender cookie

* Baking soda causes the batter to become slightly acidic, which tends to rise more, spread less, and be more fluffy

* If you allow your cookies to cool on their pan, they will continue cooking and might become tough.
#8 Aug 24 2009 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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Not enough sem.... well, I'll just stop right there.
#9 Aug 24 2009 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
Morwyne wrote:
Not enough sem.... well, I'll just stop right there.


Thank you Morwyne... Smiley: wink
#10 Aug 25 2009 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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Morwyne wrote:
Not enough sem.... well, I'll just stop right there.


I knew somebody was going to say it. XD
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Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.
#11 Aug 25 2009 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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You don't need new spoons, you just need to determine what you have.

First, the number of spoons in your set:

4 or 6 are typical.

Next, which spoons are typically found in those sets:

4pc:

1/4 tsp
1/2 tsp
1 tsp
1 tbsp

6pc:

1/8 tsp
1/4 tsp
1/2 tsp
1 tsp
1/2 tbsp
1 tbsp

Now, knowing this, you just stack the spoons from smallest to largest, and you will know which spoon is which.

As for the cakey cookies, well, sometimes that's a good thing, but only if you're making a blondie type cookie Smiley: drool2
#12 Aug 25 2009 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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You can get new measuring spoons at the dollar store, don't bother ordering them off the internets.

@_@ I want cookies now. Baking is tough when you have to be gluten-free :( .... I guess I could throw together some simple peanut butter ones
#13 Aug 25 2009 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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All this cookie talk!!! ARGH! Mouth watering!!!

/em goes to store for milk.

OK, I readies now! =D
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Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.
#14 Aug 26 2009 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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I made peanutbutter cookies today :3 (sans the natural harvest ingredient...)
#15 Aug 28 2009 at 12:33 AM Rating: Good
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Morwyne wrote:
I made peanutbutter cookies today :3 (sans the natural harvest ingredient...)

Mmmm, coookies!
Pictures? :o
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