Every day for the past week I was stopped by a naked elvaan man in the streets of Southern San d'Oria. This man /tells me to "stop!". I do and he runs up to me and asks for some gil. He seems to never leave town. He just runs around naked asking anyone he sees for some gil. It's changing the town I love. I want him to leave. There are elvaan children running and playing that should not have to witness this kind of behavior.
So, if you see this man and he asks you for your gil - please do not feed the Wildabeast.
Edited, Apr 1st 2009 6:50am by VawnLakshmi
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Perhaps the correct response is "...in the naaaaaaaaame of love~".
Then he will reveal himself to be Prince Trion.
Then he will reveal himself to be Prince Trion.
Maybe if you gave him the gil?
Oh wait. That won't solve anything, Damnit!
Oh wait. That won't solve anything, Damnit!
First, I would have to actually go to San d'Oria....
Quite an appropriate name for an Elvaan, I'd say.
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This man /tells me to "stop!"
If I get a tell like this, I'm gonna respond with {Time Hammer}
You should pass out flyers that say, "Don't give gil to the homeless."
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
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Does this mean if we're not Elvaan we can ask you for gil? :o
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We need to solve this problem at the very root of it...
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
chaoscommand wrote:
We need to solve this problem at the very root of it...
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I second this plan! San d'Oria has done nothing for me. Well, except give me 100k gil, which I immediately put it to work in Windurst's economy. :D
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
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Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
The Elvaan shall see that you rot in Bostaunieux for even suggesting such a plan. Besides, what is Windurst gonna do? shoot arrows and cast magic on stone walls? Windurst doesn't even have the technology of stone walls. Windurst is so lazy they built their "castle" in a tree D:
kappachan, Eater of Souls wrote:
chaoscommand wrote:
We need to solve this problem at the very root of it...
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I second this plan! San d'Oria has done nothing for me. Well, except give me 100k gil, which I immediately put it to work in Windurst's economy. :D
kappachan, Eater of Souls wrote:
chaoscommand wrote:
We need to solve this problem at the very root of it...
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I suggest we burn the wretched place down. I only ever liked Northern San D'oria anyways.
I second this plan! San d'Oria has done nothing for me. Well, except give me 100k gil, which I immediately put it to work in Windurst's economy. :D
Windurst is a toilet. A public toilet. The kind that doesn't flush, ever. It sucks.
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It sucks.
You suck
Guys, guys, guys. Please stop. This day in age we should not be persecuting people by where they live or where they were raised. Instead, we should allow our persecutation come solely from race. Windurst, itself isn't bad - its the ******* ankle biting tarus and freakish "chicks with tails" that make it that way.
But, the reason the Wildabeast is out there on the streets, is because San D'Oria fails to support the guys needs! Us Windurstians actually have plenty of leaves to wipe our... feed our own dhalmels.
And if he's ever thirsty, he can just drink our polluted water and taaah~daah, problem solved.
Why not hand your problem to us?
And if he's ever thirsty, he can just drink our polluted water and taaah~daah, problem solved.
Why not hand your problem to us?
That's a good idea because Sandy has standards, someone send him to Windurst D:
I hear Bastok doesn't have standards after all they let the bloody galka in, Big smelly things :'(
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which I immediately put it to work in Windurst's economy. :D
That's a joke right? I didn't think Windurst's economy EXISTED....I mean for christ' sake, my mule there can't even get food ingredients to sell in the so-called "food crafting capital" of vanadiel. -.-
You can use sawdust as an ingredient. Or leaves. Or just fresh mithran tails.
Hmmm.
Mithra tail.
Hmmm.
Mithra tail.
hixxi wrote:
I hear Bastok doesn't have standards after all they let the bloody galka in, Big smelly things :'(
It's called "slave labor". Know it, love it.
It does show some standard in Bastok. The rich can afford their own slave.
KingGalkaKhael wrote:
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which I immediately put it to work in Windurst's economy. :D
That's a joke right? I didn't think Windurst's economy EXISTED....I mean for christ' sake, my mule there can't even get food ingredients to sell in the so-called "food crafting capital" of vanadiel. -.-
You're not watching the market closely enough.
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
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