*Lets kick it up a notch*
What in the hell do we have here? An election w/out Lakshmi's
Politician, Tanta? Shykre, my arch nemisis, are you at this again? The people will not be swayed by your sponny bardness, although I have switched from chivalry to the steathiness of Ninjaism, I Tanta cannot let you continue! Shykre, me and you! One on One, mano E' mano! Right here right now!
Bring it on!!!!!
*edit* Well, well, I noticed a new competitor in this election, Metah, eh? Well, Well, Metah, are you ready to face the wrath of Lakshmi's Politicain, the one who has kissed more babes and has stood at more podiums in the past two years than Shykre has consorted with beastmen? Are you ready? Are you prepared?
/em throws off his jacket and prepares for war...
Lakshmi, those who are out there, hear my cause!
Metah, Shykre, those who would oppose your Lakshmi Politican, listen well, for I will save thou art! With my mighty steed and my noble cause we will lower the taxes like last year!
Look at our results from the past year during my administation, 10% Chocobo fees have been cut, Slavery of the Galka has been reduced, Medical care for the children has been increased! My fellow Lakshmites, do not ignore these facts! They speak for themselves, vote for Tanta for another year! Vote for me so I can move up from Senator Tanta to President Tanta! This I vow in my cause!
To quote a very good friend of mine. "Benevolence of heart; Benefience of life!"
*The crowd cheers in awe as Tanta, who has been on hiatus as of late has made a jaw dropping speech... everyone begins to chant his name......*
Tanta! Tanta! Tanta! Tanta!
Signs begin appearing! Tanta one more time! TANTA For President!
^^
This has been paid for my the Senator Tanta foundation, is this real? Who knows, only you can have proper properganda.
Edited, Mon Jan 9 06:33:27 2006 by SirTanta