So I was following an LS member on chocobo one night from sandy to jeuno (A most boring ride) and i needed to stay awake. This is what happened.
Allright kids, cmon get on the choco! 700 gil for THIS lousy bird? *sigh* Fine, take your dirty money! Let's GO kids, we have to get to jeuno by darksday!
Hey! Stop hitting your sister! No! Put down the moogle THIS INSTANT!!! The moogle is NOT a toy! PUT DOWN DADDY'S GREAT SWORD! No, you can't play with mommy's Wand either, you might burn your brother! I SAID NO CASTING ON THE CHOCOBO! *sigh* I knew we should have adopted...
No, we are no there yet... we JUST passed the Crag of Holla, we can NOT stop, it's already Iceday!! Oh no!!! I forgot to put Gashyl Greens in the chocobo! *sigh* I guess we have to stop at the jugner outpost... Ok honey, i'm pulling over, calm down.
Allright kids, split up and we'll meet at the Harvetour in 5 minutes! I mean it! You can each have 1 treat, no go on, pick one out! Ok honey, now we don't need to get too much, we're almost there. Maybe 5 greens? Sounds good. Kids! We're leaving! No, dear put back the mithkabob, go grab a nice pie or something. No, son i said 1 treat, not a STACK! Now put them back and bring up 1 treat! Ugh, honey did you have to get THAT pie? It's gonna cost a fortune... fine, put it on the counter and let's go.
NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET! Sing a song or something. I swear upon the Goddess if you call your sister that one more time, i'm going to ground you till your level 20!! Finally... Allright kids, everybody out! Remind me NEVER to bring the kids on this trip again, dear.