Most interesting excuses for leaving a PT? Stories please!!Follow

Hi Andi. I gotta say the funniest excuse for leaving a pt was when a RDM in the dunes told the pt she had 5 minutes then had to do something with her LS. Later, when i had to run to selbina i noticed a rather telling MT.
This same person had typed
/s /t "randomname" *rubs her hands slowly down your back causing you to tingle all over*

Personally i found it to be hilarious, but she was obviously mortified as her car quickly stood up and walked to another area lol.

My fav excuse came from a party in the Dunes. In the middle of a fight our sam, forgot the name, all of a sudden disengaged and started logging, he said, "Sorry guys, my house is on fire"

I don't know if it was true or not, but I did get a kick out of it.

Psylight!!! I haven't heard from you since I was helping you get a skull as MNK in Gusgen!!!! How ya been.

(And yes, my story was about Ara ^^)

I was partying in Kazham once, when a WAR (forget the name) in our group says after we kill an enemy "Guys, I need to go afk for about 20 minutes. Gotta go to Wal-Mart."...and he immediately left. We'd only been partying for around an hour, so naturally we took a group vote and the leader kicked his Wal-Mart going-*** out. Don't know if he survived or not (not, most likely). I can understand going afk for a min or two (or even 5)...but to go to a store?! Lol, some people have no consideration or common sense.

I usually have pretty normal excuses for leaving parties, such as the fact that I party with Americans even though I like in Scotland. When they start complaining about it being 2am, it's 7am where I am. They generally understand ^^
Since there's new servers and I'm lvl 44, it's going to be a long time until I can party with anyone in Europe anyway. Also I don't want to move to a new server because it would be newbie and noob hell!

One time I spilled a can of diet coke on my keyboard and pulled the plug out of the wall instinctively. I cleaned the keyboard, turned it back on and told them what'd happened, heh. (got back in)

Last night XPing in Quicksand Caves, after spending 45 mins getting the PT set and finally arriving at camp, we fight like 4 mobs and get this lame one from our DRK (Saiyaprincess or something):

"I have to go to Jeuno, my friend needs his boots back right now. Can I get a Warp?"

She would not go to Rabao to use the Delivery Service, she just HAD to go to Jeuno. Needless to say, she left the party on foot.

Not as good as "My dog crapped on the carpet," but yanno.

The funny thing about that though is that we had just killed a mob for EXP Chain #3 when she decided to cut loose. If she had a legit reason, that's fine and all, but come on, the mysterious friend can wait...that's crapping on 5 people to serve herself and maybe one other person.

i had a guy say "Somone just hit my house with their car!"
then he says brb
ten minutes later he comes back and tells us all about he had to handcuff a drunk driver to his front porch while the cops were on the way (he said he was an MP)

whatever he was a good whm and funny as hell so who cares if it really happened ....

when i leave parties i usually just tell them what they are doing wrong and point out how godawful the experience was then jet
but im a *****

I actually said once "A dove is dying in my backyard!" because thats what was happening. And I think I've had several occasions where I have left parties to drive family members to the emergency room (we're an unlucky bunch)

Best one i have ever heard was in the crawlers nest with a party of lv 34-36 members. We had a rather amusing whm that liked to tell jokes. He as actualy realy funny, though i wish i could remember his name. Our thf had told us early on in the party that he was only 11 so don't get mad if he makes mistakes. Our whm make a VERY funny joke after a rather hard crawler that had us all rolling for a few min.

The little taru thf then said to us
Thf: "I'm sorry i have to go, unless you can wait about 20 min"
Whm: "why? you said you had a few hours"
Thf: "um.... i kinda laughed to hard and peed my pants, and i need to take a shower before my mom finds out"
Pld: "omg your kidding"
Thf: "no its not funny can you please not tell any more jokes"

Needless to say we waited for him and let him come back in. No idea if it realy happened but it seems realy funny at the time and the whm cracked jokes about it for the entire 20 min he was gone.