Ellicott City, Maryland. Small chance you'll find it on a map, it's tiny.
And I swear I'm like the only FFXI player in Maryland. We have NOTHING, going to the Hershey Park counts as interesting (and here's me who grew up in New Orleans, and Kyoto and Wuhan before that -.-).
MD = lots of catholics, small techology-aware population, inflated real estate, and virtually no place worth living in, in fact I can't even think of a place worth visiting.