1: Pose as a girl (As tenjo did)
Congrats, this is the most original idea ever concieved by man.
2: start hitting on you
What, like randomly? "Hey, nice shoes. I like a guy with shoes. Wanna see my boobs"?
"Did I mention how much I love a man with shoes? And look, you have shoes!"
3: get you convinced i like you a lot
4: ask to take things further and add you to MSN
MSN? You dont have iChat? Seriously? well... damn. And it was going so well.
5: of course by then you'll be asking to see pictures and what not.
You know, you're assuming a lot here. Like the fact that I'm interested in an online relationship. Or that I'm heterosexual. Or a man. Or not blind.
"Hmmm... 'howbewbs004.jpg' is a 7.8mb file. Strange... they must be really big boobs!"
6: I strap a keylogger to the pic, and make a fake FTP account on netfirms or memebot. The keylogger sends information at 3 minute intervals to the server.
(a simple antivirus will block non-approved exe's from initializing, let alone if you have Vista or - like me - a Macintosh)
7: Screenshots taken on 30 second intervals, all keys logged, keylogger selfdestructs on my command, the list goes on after this step.
God, If I found a keylogger, I would force-flood your FTP with so many pictures of fat naked guys it would make your head spin. Not to mention a butt-ton of false .txt "keylogged" files.
The internet isn't that easy. Sorry.
I have walked the edge of the Abyss.
I have governed the unwilling.
I have witnessed countless empires break before me.
I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear. [I was there with the Angel at the tomb]