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#1 Apr 12 2008 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Unedited for your pleasure....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/phlowstevo/img_20080412_113158.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/phlowstevo/img_20080412_113206.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/phlowstevo/img_20080412_113223.png

So apparently, I'm going to be the most hated person on Ifrit because I was molested by a bot ;;

Anyway, I'm sure most of you don't know me (I'm nearly a nobody), I just wanted to put it out there that I nearly fell off my chair when someone told me "Molestation is not funny".
#2 Apr 12 2008 at 10:48 AM Rating: Default
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Watch out phlow, this is no /random spamming but you may join the bench with me sitting in time out, real men get suspended for randoming tho.
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#3 Apr 13 2008 at 12:08 PM Rating: Decent
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When people tell jokes like that, it really is hard to determine if its the kind of joke everyone will like. Some people, like that person in the images, clearly dislikes that kind of joke, even though you didn't mean in literally. I am not taking either side on the matter though, but I see where the other person is coming from, even though he/she might have overreacted a little bit by trying to make everyone hate you.
#4 Apr 13 2008 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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i dont know what to say im at a loss of words part of me wants to laugh and the other part wants to call you a douchebag....lol DOUCHEBAG!
there i satisfied my thirst.
#5 Apr 13 2008 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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#6 Apr 13 2008 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
Kinda like this little exchange between me and some one who didn't think funny things are funny.

EDIT: So did a GM ever show up and slap you on the wrist?

Edited, Apr 13th 2008 10:45pm by Tzemesce
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#7 Apr 13 2008 at 8:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Lol, I think Eltious has some issues. One of them being no sense of humor. No matter what subject on this whole wide world you make a joke of, there is ALWAYS someone who'll take offense. I really got a laugh at them saying they were going to call a GM. I'd have loved to see THAT conversation.

Oh, I forgot. I'm supposed to hate you now. Hmmm...can't for the life of me figure why I should.
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#8 Apr 14 2008 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, I forgot. I'm supposed to hate you now. Hmmm...can't for the life of me figure why I should.


You're supposed to hate him because he got molested. Or is it the other way around? I'm sorta confused. (o.o)a

Do we hate you because you made a joke about being molested? Or should we hate you because you weren't molested but said you were? Are we supposed to molest you because we hate you? Is that how this works?
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#9 Apr 14 2008 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Anyone else cornfused?
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#10 Apr 15 2008 at 3:01 AM Rating: Decent
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"So do people with cancer"
I lol'd.
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#11 Apr 15 2008 at 4:57 AM Rating: Good
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*sniff*

I've been missing the /shouts in wg.

So entertaining they are.
#12 Apr 15 2008 at 5:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Same thing as "That's not funny my [insert friend/relative/pet] is dead" etc. There's always some jackass like that in a crowd.

Protip to the guy in those screenshots: Nobody gives a sh*t.

Edited, Apr 15th 2008 6:29am by Fhqwghads
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#13 Apr 15 2008 at 3:12 PM Rating: Default
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Lol.. Ifrit is still as Emo as ever. ftw
#14 Apr 16 2008 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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lol def got into a bomb fest with this guy because he was arguing he was a female because he was getting a **** change.....lol then he told me he was gonna kill himself and it was my fault lol cracks me up
#15 Apr 16 2008 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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lol def got into a bomb fest with this guy because he was arguing he was a female because he was getting a **** change.....lol then he told me he was gonna kill himself and it was my fault lol cracks me up


If someone told me that they were going to kill themselves because of something I did/said, I would tell them that I was only doing my job as a Darwinist.

Smiley: laugh
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#16 Apr 20 2008 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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EDIT: So did a GM ever show up and slap you on the wrist?


Kinda. Three-four days later, a GM caught me while I was AH'ing some stuff. Just sent me a few tells, first warning me that talk of sexual activity was not tolerated in /shout form. I clarified that I never once said anything of the sort; my words were "touched inappropriately" (Someone obviously misleading said GM), which could be a hand on the shoulder or an unwelcome pat on the back. It was Elt that first spoke of molestation, and continued the conversation about his/her molestation in /tell form.

The GM did the run-down about how I shouldn't harass people, yadda-yadda-yadda. I continued the joke, hoping to get some sign of life out of the GM, by saying the bot really did touch me inappropriately and that FFXI should have weekly counciling services where we could name ourselves FF:XXX. He simply said not to do it again, and turned off his tells or something. It wasn't lulzy, so I didn't cap it.

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And while I respect the opinion of people that think I went too far, I just have this to say: No, I will not consider his/her feelings on this matter. That's retarded to censor yourself because someone might be offended and get butthurt.

My cousin died in a horrible car accident.
My grandfather died of cancer.
I, myself, was victim of improperly prescribed medication, which nearly drove me to make some seriously bad decisions.

Does this mean I should cry when I get into a car? Or curse at someone for smoking? Or think that if you're a doctor, you're evil? No. Because I'm mature.
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