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#1 Jan 05 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Ok, so it ain't no secret Gilgamesh's forum is dead, or it's been dead for a long time. So in an effort to bring it back to life, I decided to start a hilarious thread... Well, not really, ANYWAYS, lest's get this trainwreck started!

The game is "The Lesser of Two Evils" (basically choose one of the two options from the previous post, and then give your own two options). Try not to give hellish options, such as:

Who would you have *** with?

a. Paris Hilton.
b. A sheep.

So here's mine:

What would you do?

a. Accept rinste's apology.
b. Eat garbage.
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#2 Jan 05 2007 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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B.

What would you rather watch:

1.) *** ****.
2.) A documentary about Anna Nichole Smith's life and education.
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#3 Jan 06 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Decent
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I think I'd suffer far less brain damage by going w/ teh *** ****, so #2 for me.

Would you:

A) Drill through your thumbnail to relieve pressure and pain or

B) Chew a handful of tin foil.


PS: Anna Nicole has an education?!
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B, because I don't use my teeth to play video games anyway. Who needs to eat when I have Final Fantasy XII?

So uh.

1.) Needle to teh eye.
2.) Sign a prenuptual agreement before marrying Paris Hilton?

I dunno, I got nothin'.
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#5 Jan 06 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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1.

You choose:

1. Forced to listen to the "Mmmm bop" song until your ears bleed

2. Forced to watch The Spice Girl Movie until you eyes bleed



Edited, Jan 6th 2007 1:58pm by Xkitten
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Have *** with a bag full of broken glass

Have *** with Louis.
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Louis, you forgot to answer Kitten's post!

Kitten:

2. I'd watch the spice gurls movie, I'd rather lose a few brain cells than my ears.

Louis:

I'm going to asume you are a hot *** chick >_> therefore, 2. <_<

Now mine!

1. Have violent diarea for a day.
2. unstoppable vomiting for a day.

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#8 Jan 06 2007 at 6:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd choose 1. I can't stand throwing up ><

You choose

1. Set Sail on the Titanic knowing whats gonna happen

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2. Take Flight on the Hindenburg (sp? lol) knowing whats going to happen
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Titanic. At least I have a shot of getting on a rescue boat.

Or just throwing everyone else off one.
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I know he was joking but the phrase "Louis is such a hot chick" popped into my mind and made me XD.

And Titanic, I'd use the bloated corpses of children as flotation devices.

A) Die in a fiery explosion

B) Get assassinated by ninjas
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#11 Jan 07 2007 at 12:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I'll take my shot with the ninjas.

Shrapnel never misses, shuriken, however, do!

1.) PS3.
2.) Wii.
3.) 360.



Hey, SOMEONE had to get it out of the way.
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#12 Jan 07 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, this one is easy, I'd take the PS3. Even if I didn't like it, I'd still take it, sell it, and buy whichever system I wanted, but yeah 1.

now you choose:

1. Catch your significant other french-kissing another person.

2. Catch your MOM french-kissing another man.

Lol, good one, huh? :p
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1: SO kissing a person, because I can use it for a 3 way or revenge ***, either is fun.

1: Having your SO leave you for someone who's **** ugly hideous who they say is better looking than you are.
OR
2: Having your SO leave you for someone who you where cheating on them with

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2, that way at least I know I fuсked them both. I win on both accounts.

1.) Let your children sleep in the same bed as Micheal Jackson.
2.) Going to church with Mel Gibson.

Wow, I like this one. XD
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#15 Jan 13 2007 at 5:13 PM Rating: Decent
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ugh... As repulsive as it may be, I'd have to suck it up and go to church with Mel Gibson. I would NEVER EVER let my kids or anyone elses for that matter go near Micheal Jackson.


1. Be the one to drop the soap in the prison shower

-or-

2. Get a Labotomy. (sp? lol)
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-.- I'd rather drop the soap, there are many ways to pick a soap :D

Ok, since you guys are giving really hellish options (read:lobotomy), here are mine:

1. Storming Omaha Beach on D day and being part of the first wave of infantry...

or

2. Being stuck in a flight with the Big Bopper, Buddy Holly, and Ritchie Valens (reminds me of the simpsons 8D
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#17 Jan 14 2007 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Dude that isn't even hard...lesse, get killed or meet celebrity musicians who produced some of the greatest music ever?

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LOL apparently you don't know that the great musicians died in a plane crash...that was the point of the options.
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Oh...well then.

I'd still take the 2nd option >_>
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Ahahahaha... LMFAO, Nore, you fell for my trapz!!! Here's a vid from Itchy and Scratchy to summarize the whole thing lol...

You keep forgetting to provide your options ;(
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I'll pick up Nor's slack.



1.) Valkurm.
2.) Sky.


It's a tough one, eh? (I got nothing else.)
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#22 Jan 15 2007 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Sky.


1. Try to solo bubbly bernie as a naked level 1 job
2. Try to solo a god as a pimped out 75 job.

Edited, Jan 15th 2007 10:00pm by Kysmet
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2, because at least there is something to be gained from that.



Kys, remember the lv.1 Dynamis - Bernie after Daimen and Jillia's wedding? XD

1.) Paper.
2.) Plastic.
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#24 Jan 16 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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1. recycled paper.

1. Spoondaggers

2. Osiris

Hohohoh ;o
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#25 Jan 16 2007 at 10:52 AM Rating: Decent
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1. SpoonDaggers


1. DRG

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2. PUP

Edited, Jan 16th 2007 1:49pm by Xkitten
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Both are severely over LOLed, but the dragon itself is too cute, and the pup faaaaaaar too creepy, for me to pick anything other than DRG for this.


1. Boys To Men
2. Backstreet Boys

Edited, Jan 16th 2007 1:48pm by Kysmet
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1. Backstreetboys, cuz I think they covered "Up town girl, sheeeee's been living in a white bread worldddddddd," a song I detest. Kaku, how come you ain't as creative as me or the others?

Now mine: Let's pretend for some strange reason you ended up in a ***-biker-bar on your way home after buying a really expensive wedding ring. For your dismay, a biker dash homosexual, steals it and threatens you with:

1. Kiss him in the mouth and you'll get the ring back.

2. Tosses the ring into a toilet in a nasty as-**** bathroom. To make it worse you need to get it out with your barehands.
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1, depending on how nasty he was. Hey, I'm asian, it's my job to be bisexual.


And I'm not creative because I'm not really trying. Here's one where I try.


1.) Die like Mitch Hedberg.
2.) Die like Elvis Presley.



Okay so it isn't really creative, I'm just interested in knowing who here even knows who Mitch Hedberg is. >_> And you're not allowed to reply, Daimen.
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#29 Jan 18 2007 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Elvis, because heroin scares me.


1. A room full of sreaming newborns
2. A room full of ADD aflicted toddlers.
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Newborns, because I can put a pillow over their head to shut them up. Yes, I am awful, I'm aware.

Parkinsons or Alzheimers? (Spellcheck on both.) Which would you rather be afflicted with?
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Alzheimers becuase I'll lose my memory and won't know who the **** I am, hence, won't feel any pain <_<;


1. Suffer from premature ejaculation.

2. Or have an ****** very rarely.

Edited, Jan 21st 2007 1:05am by Flechaxp
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