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#252 Aug 22 2006 at 8:03 PM Rating: Good
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Prozac strikes again!

Edit: Ding?

Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 9:08pm EDT by Bravura
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#253 Aug 22 2006 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Reliable sources tell me that pancake mix smells like penis. I say "pancake mix smells like penis" instead of "penis smells like pancake mix" because penis got on the ball first, so I'm not hesitant to give it the credit it deserves.

It's not pancake mix smell, it's penis smell. Penis did it first. Penis did it better. Penis is the mo-fukin pioneer.

EDIT: n' das a fact.

Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 9:14pm EDT by Laktor
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#254 Aug 22 2006 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
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Aaaand again!
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#255 Aug 22 2006 at 11:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Im tired of these motherƒucking claims on this motherƒucking thread.
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#256 Aug 23 2006 at 1:50 AM Rating: Good
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Jesus was black.
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#257 Aug 23 2006 at 2:20 AM Rating: Default
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Walk 15 miles to the neighbour's house or take a quick trot up the stairs and see what your sister's up to. But child molestation and sodomy? What? That's not funny! It has no basis! AND SODOMY ISNT ILLEGAL HERE!

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Try again. You can use the incest joke I just threw out there, if you want. I can pretend I never even said it!





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#258 Aug 23 2006 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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You guys aren't entertaining anymore. It makes Lak sad.

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I'm asian, which means my hair has been every color of the rainbow at least one time.


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#259 Aug 23 2006 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Only fags like rainbows, Kaku. No offence Brenden.
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#260 Aug 23 2006 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Penis did the smell better? Or penis smells better? Or both?
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#261 Aug 23 2006 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Seig, homophobic much?

Also, I was listening to The Prophet's Song yesterday for 6 hours straight.

Another thing, I think I was high too. Good times...

Edited, Aug 23rd 2006 at 2:27pm EDT by Bravura

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#262 Aug 23 2006 at 3:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Penis did the smell better? Or penis smells better? Or both?


Penis did the smell better. It doesn't really smell any better, it just has a distinctive air of authenticity about it.

Well, so they say.
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#263 Aug 23 2006 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Seig, homophobic much?

Actually I am, hate to admit it, but if a fag came up to me I'd sock him in the face.

edit: So stay away from me Brenden! <3

Edited, Aug 23rd 2006 at 5:37pm EDT by Kidski
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#264 Aug 23 2006 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually I am, hate to admit it, but if a fag came up to me I'd sock him in the face.


But what if he has handy fasion tips? =( Don't you want to Design on a Dime?
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#265 Aug 23 2006 at 10:22 PM Rating: Good
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Seig, I hope youre not actually serious...

I'm not gay but theres nothing more I hate than racist bigots. Go fuck youreself.

Edited, Aug 23rd 2006 at 11:31pm EDT by Bravura
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#266 Aug 24 2006 at 2:21 AM Rating: Default
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Holy shіt Brenden is right for a change. wrote:
I'm not gay but theres nothing more I hate than racist bigots. Go fuсk youreself.





Quoted for truth and agreeance.


Yeah, spelling agreeance right is probably a good thing. Also, lol language filter.

Edited, Aug 24th 2006 at 3:23am EDT by Eiri
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#267 Aug 24 2006 at 3:04 AM Rating: Good
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Love you too Brenden ;)

sorry just that this one fag in highschool a couple of years ago was hitting on me. So Im not homophobic, per se, just that I had a grudge against that guy. I dont care whether the person is gay or not, just dont hit on me :( now im going to go kill myself, laters.
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#268 Aug 24 2006 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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So having an aversion to people who have a mentally unsound sexual preference makes you a racist bigot eh?
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So having an aversion to people who have a mentally unsound sexual preference makes you a racist bigot eh?


Mentally unsound? o.O
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#270 Aug 24 2006 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes...it's unnatural to experience a sexual attraction to members of the same gender. We weren't made that way.
#271 Aug 24 2006 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
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"unnatural"

What?

Yes, some people are "made that way," and are naturally. Or else homosexuals wouldn't exist, you silly goose.

Edited, Aug 24th 2006 at 11:02am EDT by Laktor
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In strictly biological terms, if people are sometimes 'made that way', the phenomenon would be sparse and die out quickly (quick being relative to the human lifespan in this case) because its hard to reproduce and pass on those genetics with only one gender. Thus in terms of evolution, there must be other factors besides being 'made that way' unless there are some appalling errors cascading thru the human genome (appalling because a genetic problem like that which somehow continues to spread would eventually end the human race due to lack of reproduction). Thus there is likely no single root cause for this; rather there are a variety of reasons arriving at similar conclusions.

Applying the term 'racist' to homophobia is kinda...I dunno...silly? Last I checked, race had nothing to do with homosexuality. Two separate issues.

Bigot might be more appropriate, but of course in applying the term a person most often proves themself one as well. Funny thing about those labels, attacking others for intolerance often reveals intolerance of your own if you go about it the wrong way.

I need more caffeine to handle a convo like this today. Bleh.
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#273 Aug 24 2006 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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We should probably stop talking about this now anyway. It's done to deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeath. <_<;
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#274 Aug 24 2006 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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So by your logic Laktor, since people aren't born sociopaths, @#%^philes, or rapists, then murders, rapes, and molestations are just made up to appease the victim of some unfortunate accident. The perpetrator in those cases is randomly selected by lottery.
#275 Aug 24 2006 at 10:32 AM Rating: Decent
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In that case, can we enter someone in the "randomly get kicked in the nuts" lottery? Cuz that would just be funny.
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#276 Aug 24 2006 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm all for it.

Just keep my name out of the pool
#277 Aug 24 2006 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Now Norel, its not fair to the public to rig a lottery in such a way. We all have to be entered for it to be fair and really entertaining.

Just wear some protective gear and carry a lead pole to break the knee of whomever tries to kick you, duh
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#278 Aug 24 2006 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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So by your logic Laktor, since people aren't born sociopaths, @#%^philes, or rapists, then murders, rapes, and molestations are just made up to appease the victim of some unfortunate accident. The perpetrator in those cases is randomly selected by lottery.


YOu don't know if people aren't born murderers, sociopaths or @#%^philes or whether they are =o. Who knows? Maybe they're born with a personality trait that effects one decision they make and that decision in turn effects all subsequent choices in life, which leads to them shankin' peoples or something.

But I don't know what I'm talking about. =o Whether people are born like it or develope into it, it's still natural. If your life isn't a controlled experiment, then your upbringing can safely be called 'natural.'

ANYWAY THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF NOT TALKING ABOUT IT -hits himself-
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#279 Aug 24 2006 at 10:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Jeez Laktor, we'd moved on to kicking people. Why couldn't you?

I think we found a volunteer for the lottery Norel!
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#280 Aug 24 2006 at 10:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Your point is valid, but I disagree.

And thanks pog, dunno why I didn't think of that lol
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Kicking people is fun, I do it any time I'm confident I won't get caught.

Also, genetic predispotion is not as simple as I think some want it to be. There are all sorts of conditions that one would think would weed themselves out. Down's Syndrome, Autism, and Laktor are all conditions that should reasonably disappear in time, but they don't. It's for this fact that I don't mind unattractive continue to reproduce. There is always a chance of the child being made almost completely of recessive genes.

Lak, I checked your webcomic again. Are you getting your inspiration from MTV or what? Canadian humor can be a bit zany or dry, but that McBitch comic didn't make any sense at all. Also, I think the one before it in the archive didn't show up (at least I don't think that screen was the comic), and there was some screen about it being lost and probably sucking anyway. I thought that was totally hilarious, maybe you could build off of that...

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#282 Aug 24 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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The humor usually comes form things that would be hilarious if portrayed on an episode of Seinfeld, because the writers there did suck a lot less, but I don't really care because it's more about setting a goal every week and accomplishing it than doing a good job of it. <_<;

And it did make sense! It just wasn't funny!
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#283 Aug 24 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Default
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Now that made me laugh. It's like your adolescent sense of humor is maturing before my very eyes. *tear* *sniffle* I'm so proud...
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#284 Aug 24 2006 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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I (and Kaku) get rated down for telling someone who just made a hate comment to go fuck themselves? Well fuck me blind, didnt know ya'll was from Jesus Land.

Nore wrote:
So having an aversion to people who have a mentally unsound sexual preference makes you a racist bigot eh?


It's called hate crime. Say it with me now, haaaaaate criiiiiime. k?

pogle wrote:
Applying the term 'racist' to homophobia is kinda...I dunno...silly? Last I checked, race had nothing to do with homosexuality. Two separate issues.


"Discrimination on any ground such as sex, race, color, ethnic or social origin, genetic features, language, religion or belief, political or any other opinion, membership of a national minority, property, birth, disability, age or sexual orientation and also discrimination on the grounds of nationality."

I do agree with the other part though... Bit of an oxymoron aint it?

Anywho... Gonna go get a haircut, try not to have too much fun.

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#285 Aug 24 2006 at 12:26 PM Rating: Default
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Somebody needs to buy Canada a dictionary. Racism has nothing to do with gay, and oxymoron has nothing to do with not using the right word. Oxymoron is something like a huge midget or a dwarf mammoth. Think of a cheerful Laktor as an oxymoron.

I just agreed with Pogle... What a disgusting feeling...
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#286 Aug 24 2006 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Look at it this way BBS. You didnt agree with me, we agreed with the dictionary.

Feel better?
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A little, but all I really want is a page claim... /sigh
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#288 Aug 24 2006 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Hoooooold the phone here...Laktor using a rather comical (and generally true) generalization of queers is a hate crime? sh*t, if that's the case, then why isn't the ACLU all over rap music? Or Larry the Cable Guy? Or any other comedian/singer/other type of entertainment that toys with racial generalizations?
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Because stereotypes are funny? Laktor, you should put some good stereotypes in your web comic. I think making fun of the elderly for being feeble and senile would be comic gold.
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#290 Aug 24 2006 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Dont forget them being unable to drive well.

Seriously. If someone is driving stupidly around me, almost every time its a little old lady.
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#291 Aug 24 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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I seem to get all the 20-somethings that are old ladies reincarnated.
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C H C H

What's missing?


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#293 Aug 24 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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Wow, I actually laughed at that...
#294 Aug 24 2006 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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BBS, the oxymoron part was refering to this.

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Bigot might be more appropriate, but of course in applying the term a person most often proves themself one as well. Funny thing about those labels, attacking others for intolerance often reveals intolerance of your own if you go about it the wrong way.


And as for the defintion, once again, "Racism refers to various belief systems maintaining that the essential value of an individual person can be determined according to a perceived or ascribed racial category and that social discrimination by race is therefore justifiable"

Key word being social discrimination, and social discrimination meaning;

"The word discrimination comes from the Latin "discriminare", which means to "distinguish between". To discriminate socially is to make a distinction between people on the basis of class or category without regard to individual merit. Examples of social discrimination include racial, religious, sexual, sexual orientation, disability, ethnic, height-related, and age-related discrimination. Whether a given example of discrimination is positive or negative is a subjective judgement (i.e., in the eye of the beholder)."

Now enough with the english lessons.

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Hoooooold the phone here...Laktor using a rather comical (and generally true) generalization of queers is a hate crime? sh*t, if that's the case, then why isn't the ACLU all over rap music? Or Larry the Cable Guy? Or any other comedian/singer/other type of entertainment that toys with racial generalizations?


wtf are you talking about? Who said anything about Laktor?

"Actually I am, hate to admit it, but if a fag came up to me I'd sock him in the face."

You find that comical?


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#295 Aug 24 2006 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, I was thinking about the line about Design on a Dime.

Still don't see how it's a hatecrime though, he clarified that he was talking about if someone made a pass at him. I'd probably punch them too, in that case. I seriously doubt he's saying that he'd punch everyone he passes on the street who looks gay.
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#297 Aug 24 2006 at 4:01 PM Rating: Decent
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A gay is bad enough, emo fags get it in the face and the nuts.

And then they get auto-enrolled in the lottery as mentioned above.

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Brenden, did you quote the dictionary? The boredom must be killing you. Hey, speaking of killing people, Bestbuy is on my list. Bought a new computer and it was trash, now they're exchanging it and reinstalling everything, which is annoying.

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