Argg... Man... Why do you have to be so damn literal?
Also, what fun times? Did we ever actually do anything together?
Ok maybe it wasnt you but me and some buddies;
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman @#%^in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman @#%^in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman @#%^ing a horse.
It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
I kinda felt bad for the horse!