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#702 Oct 27 2006 at 11:35 AM Rating: Decent
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In the end, I'm going to have to drive her drunk **** home while she raves about how good of a husband I am for not **** about this **** and making her happy. Sounds rough, but it beats the sh*t out of spending the time alone. Now THAT's depressing. Every time I look at Kev I feel better about the impoverished (girls spend all your moneys) social existance I endure.


Hopefully for your sake your wife is like mine when she gets drunk and proud of what you did.
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Holly **** I claim this page in the name of happy drunken wife secks!

A tad late i know.

Edited, Oct 27th 2006 at 1:06pm PDT by jegzus
#703 Oct 27 2006 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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Im ashamed to say that Yugioh is pretty fun. <_< I haven't played it since like, sixth grade (aka three months ago) but **** was that **** entertaining.
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#704 Oct 27 2006 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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Holy damn, you really are an emokid!
#705 Oct 27 2006 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Kalione wrote:
so yea am i allowed to post on this thread or is it reserved for brenden and his friends?

just read this thread, the WHOLE thread, and i have a sudden urge to meet mr. brenden/bravura, he who appears to be the king of all kings.



first few pages are golden. not too often i literally laugh out loud reading forums but u guys r insane.


You hear that, kids?

**** straight.


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#706 Oct 27 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Lak, I knew you would admit how sweet it is eventually. Good for you. This is real progress.

Jegzus, lol! It sounds like your experiences are similar to mine. I don't know if you drink much (I don't), but when my wife drinks it's like a whole other person comes out to play. Sometimes it's downright awesome! Everything in moderation, though, I don't think I could hack the sheer randomness of a drunken wife every day.

Nor, I hope you aren't directing your hate at our already fragile Laktor. Especially if Yugioh is his vice. That **** is way better than MTG (well, Magic is better, but they change the cards all the **** time).

Brenden is definitely the king. He wears a crown of Peacock charms and a suit of Hauberks stolen from the mouths of starving RMT workers. Hail Brenden, bringer of Justice.
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#707 Oct 27 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
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BBS wrote:
Jegzus, lol! It sounds like your experiences are similar to mine. I don't know if you drink much (I don't), but when my wife drinks it's like a whole other person comes out to play. Sometimes it's downright awesome! Everything in moderation, though, I don't think I could hack the sheer randomness of a drunken wife every day.


BBS yeah pretty much the same situation here, we don't drink much but when we do go out for a good time, I end up having a great time once we get home.
Woot! go us...
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Brenden is definitely the king. He wears a crown of Peacock charms and a suit of Hauberks stolen from the mouths of starving RMT workers. Hail Brenden, bringer of Justice.


That is sig worthy, my dear friend.
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#709 Oct 27 2006 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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WOOT! I LOVE IT!
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#710 Oct 27 2006 at 10:54 PM Rating: Decent
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hah, 1 post singing the praises of the almighty brenden and i get bumped up to scholar yay.

the rumors must be true...

gona test my luck tomorrow and see if your good fortune has rubbed off on me enough to get myself an emp pin.



on a compeletely unrelated note tho, bigbangshot i know its been a while since u offered, but my current ls has been seeing less and less activity recently and if your offer still stands for passing me a ZRE pearl it would be my pleasure, if not no hard feelings tho its all cool. i tried to find u in-game a few times the last couple days with no luck. will be on tomorrow (well today i guess since its almost 2am) after 9pm cst.
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#711 Oct 28 2006 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good
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I'm harder to find now that I'm married.

Check up with Heavensword, Aloce, or Kevles. Also you can go to www.jogara.net/ffxi/forum to find us.

Our offer is always good. Redeemable at your choosing. Come and go as you like. Replacement pearls available.
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#712 Oct 28 2006 at 11:22 AM Rating: Default
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BBS wrote:
I'm harder to find now that I'm puѕѕy whipped.


You and your typos. And god **** the language filter.

Edited, Oct 28th 2006 at 12:24pm PDT by Kakusaijin
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#713 Oct 28 2006 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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lol, Kaku knows the score pretty well.

The white trash party was fun. I didn't know anybody there but my wife, but you can't beat a party where they serve corndogs, twinkies, and spaghetti-Os. My wife got pretty thrashed and then started asking me questions about "Of Mice and Men" on the way home. She's teaching that in school now.

It was kind of funny because she started stuttering before she fell asleep in the car. I had never seen that before.
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#714 Oct 28 2006 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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Speaking of...

Hey Kaku, I wouldnt know myself but I hear that Asian pussy tastes just like fried rice.
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#715 Oct 28 2006 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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If you're trying to unsage yourself, you'll have to do better than that.

Make a sock, get it rated up, then rate yourself down. Like any respectable unsager would do.
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#716 Oct 29 2006 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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/sigh... I fail.
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#717 Oct 29 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, so this white trash party thing... It was good, and my wife was really into it. She was so into it that she shaved the sides of my head so I had the worst looking mullet I've ever seen. It got plenty of laughs, but my bald **** head looks kind of funny imo.

She said I'm showing signs of male pattern baldness, which is exciting. There's nothing quite as hot as a red-head with a peeling scalp because he can't tan for **** anyway. C'est la vie.
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#718 Oct 29 2006 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I for one can't wait until I go bald. No more hair cuts FTW!
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Just be cool like the rest of us and shave it yourself. BIC makes a fine line of disposable razors if you're cheap, otherwise go out, buy yourself a 100 dollar pair of clippers, and a Mach 3 razor.

I tried using a straight razor once and effed it up pretty bad. Went to a barber and she laughed at me.

Note to Alla: Don't let the barber put shaving cream on your cut head. You'll want death.

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#720 Oct 29 2006 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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lol!

The things you can learn from the interweb astound me more every day.

I don't go to barbers or hair stylists anymore. They give you those stupid looks when you haven't had a haircut in three months. I don't think they really respect the fact that I don't care, and I'm not excited about giving them $12 for something I will never notice. Haircuts should come with a meal so you don't feel totally screwed.
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#721 Oct 31 2006 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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hey bren are u ever on anymore i have been on the last 4 days and never see u im guessing you guys are not on ZRE much anymore i dont even see BBS or kev
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#722 Oct 31 2006 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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I saw you yesterday, I think, for like a second. Volan is on, but I never see you. We've got some good HL NINs in the shell now, we should try charby sometime.

Brenden hasn't been on in 6ish months. The **** is a total snob, but it's okay because he's better than us.
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#723 Oct 31 2006 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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hey bren are u ever on anymore i have been on the last 4 days and never see u im guessing you guys are not on ZRE much anymore i dont even see BBS or kev


Nah bro, I`ve taken a break from the game due to school.

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#724 Oct 31 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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What ever happened to that **** political thing you were doing?

I thought it was a campaign for a girl even!
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#725 Nov 01 2006 at 3:49 PM Rating: Good
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Thats still going on, election is on Nov. 13.
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I saw you yesterday, I think, for like a second. Volan is on, but I never see you. We've got some good HL NINs in the shell now, we should try charby sometime.


I out-tanked an Osode Ninja when we were getting Jet's Joyeuse. I watched them wipe, and the whole time in party chat, I was saying "Well, that NIN is dead. They're trying to stack defense, and that's **** near useless against Charybdis."

Lo and behold, about 4 minutes into the fight, the NIN drops, and her RDM friend tries to kite it around, but eventually eats it as well. This next line of text (After we made the claim.) made me literally spit soda onto my keyboard.

(Jetsoda) You know that totally had nothing to do with what you said. >_>

Long story short, lolosode.


And yeah, you guys need to stop having lives and stuff. I moved up here to North Carolina, and now I don't have a life anymore. ; ; Comfort me..
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#727 Nov 01 2006 at 8:37 PM Rating: Good
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Well, you're a proven tank. You should help us get some of these... Who am I kidding? I don't have a snowball's chance in **** of finding time to camp this...
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#728 Nov 01 2006 at 9:38 PM Rating: Default
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Hey, I told ZRE when I left that if anyone needed me for anything, to toss me a /tell.

So far...the only ones I have gotten are from Gotem. ._. And my Gotem info is outdated, so maybe he's not even in ZRE. What the **** do I know. :/
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#729 Nov 02 2006 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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He's in climhazzard full time I believe.

Don't think I won't toss you a tell when I need you. The whole pussy-whipped thing really eats up play time.

I think Kev and I are going to have a video game binge on Friday. Maybe I'll see you on.
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#730 Nov 02 2006 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I plan on binging tomorrow myself, well from noon on anyway.
#731 Nov 02 2006 at 5:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Question, what ever happened to those up and coming RMTers? Have they taken over the whole world yet? And do they know any good gino beats?

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#732 Nov 02 2006 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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Dunno about the new ones, but Astbjorg is still going strong. Man was I wrong about that guy...

Still RMT or not, he/she/w/e was always nice to us.
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#733 Nov 02 2006 at 9:47 PM Rating: Good
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just saying (Hello) to everyone
#734 Nov 03 2006 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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Raczco wins this thread easy.
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#735 Nov 03 2006 at 3:45 PM Rating: Default
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So.

Who watches LOST?
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#736 Nov 03 2006 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
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My wife watches ugly Betty and I sit in on that from time to time.

She also watches America's Next Top Model. This show has to be the worst thing to ever feature Tyra banks.
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#737 Nov 03 2006 at 10:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I concur.
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Yes.
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bumpity-wump debump, bump!
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#741 Nov 11 2006 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah. Been distracted by that guy who stole that account. Doesn't mean I love Brenden any less.

I wonder if he posted his real address. I also wonder if everyone is going to leave him alone in his sorry little world, or attempt to give him the attention he wants. I live close, so I'll go watch if its the latter.
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#742 Nov 11 2006 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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hey bren do u still have a P-charm if so i wanted to know if i might beable to use it for a bit. I would ask u in game but seeing how your letting your real life take over you I never get to talk to you anymore lol. anyway man see you later hope to see you in game sometime soon.
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#743 Nov 11 2006 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, Ren, you can borrow it. I think Raczco has it. If not, Kev has it.
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#745 Nov 21 2006 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Is the election over? You ever gonna log on again Bren?

And while I'm at it....

How the hell did BBS get a BrendensHarems pearl and I didn't? ^^


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#746 Nov 24 2006 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Woot! I'm definitely moving to Hawaii.

Reasons Hawaii > California:

1. The water is warm.
2. The surf is better. I saw some competition and it was ridiculous.
3. You can drive a moped anywhere. I freaking love mopeds.
4. The traffic is way better.
5. The Inland Empire is the armpit of the universe.
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#747 Nov 26 2006 at 2:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Dude. Texas. That's all I'm gonna say.
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#748 Nov 26 2006 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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I rode through Texas on my way to Mexico on a bus once. It was a blur of days nights and gas stations. I wouldn't recommend driving to Mexico if you live in the Midwest. However, we stopped in the city with the riverwalk (like riverdance with sidewalks instead of dancing). It seemed nice enough.

Kevles lived in Texas for a while. I think he agrees with you. I'm skeptical, Walker Texas Ranger is from there...
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#749 Nov 26 2006 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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C. Norris > god > You. In that order.
Ugh, Allah K has a Chuckie N. filter. how ghey.

Edited, Nov 28th 2006 10:48pm by Apelila
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Brenden > all... nur... Haven't you read any of the other posts?
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