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#152 Jan 24 2007 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good
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Arketa wrote:
I carefully take out my two well sized *******. Their firm pink flesh taunts me. I momentarily consider putting one in my mouth, but the moment passes. I start to slowly caress the soft skin, checking closely for any imperfections. I pick up the fragant oil I've prepared, and slowly begin to massage it into my *******. My fingers slip and slide over their now slick, greasy surface. I giggle with delight. I love this part. I carefully place my ******* on the broiler pan rack and place it lovingly into the oven. "Aleka!" I call out, "Dinner will be ready in about an hour!"


Perverts.


QFC.

Wish I could've had that quoted for my 69th post just for sheer shock value, lmao. Worth AFK. Now, back to killing Titan...LMAO! And that's a claim at the moment, see, breast are delicious...and you should've put it in your mouth...but at least I'll now get to steal a lick once they're nice and well done ^_~

Edited, Jan 24th 2007 3:33am by Zanshiro
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#153 Jan 24 2007 at 1:02 AM Rating: Good
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the following is not my 1st nor will it be my final fantasy....

Quote:
I carefully take out my two well sized *******.
Almighty's
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flesh taunts me.


Quote:
I momentarily consider putting
Almighty
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in my mouth, but the moment passes. I start to slowly caress
Almighty's
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imperfections.


Quote:
My fingers slip and slide over
Almighty's
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slick, greasy surface. I giggle with delight. I love
Almighty's
Quote:
soft skin


Quote:
I carefully take out
ALmighty
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and place it lovingly into the oven.
of love.
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I call out
Almighty!! for
Quote:
about an hour!"



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Perverts.

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#154 Jan 24 2007 at 7:11 AM Rating: Decent
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I HAD A FRIEND ONCE WHO TOOK SOME ACID... NOW HE THINKS HES A FIRE ENGINE
KIND OF FUNNY TIL HE ****** ON YOUR LIGHTER..
SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY KIND OF BAD ANYWAY!!


I HAD A FRIEND ONCE WHO TOOK SOME EXTASY TRIED TO MARRY ME AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM...
KIND OF LOVING KIND OF CARING!!

KIND OF TRIED TO FAWK MY LAZY BOY!!

IT GOT A BIT MESSY ALL OVER THE CURTAINS....... ARMREST.. THROW PILLOW AND CARPET!



THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!









BTW. CHIEFS MOTHER IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLY GOOD IN BED!

Edited, Jan 24th 2007 10:11am by meradinmandarb
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#155 Jan 24 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
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#156 Jan 24 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Enemy - Show me what you wanna be
I can handle anything
Even if I can't handle you
Readily - Either way it better be
Don't you funkin' pity me
Get up, get off...
What the **** am I sayin'?
I don't know about malevolent
Sure as **** decadent
I want somebody to step up, step off
Walls! Let me fall! Funk you all!
Get a grip, don't let me slip 'til I drop the ball

I - I want it all!
Funk this spit, I'm sick of it
You're goin' down, this is a war!

Who the funk am I to criticize your twisted state of mind?
You're leavin' me suspect, I'm leavin' you grotesque
Feels like a burn from which you never learn
Cause and effect, you jealous ***
Press your face against the glass - suffer

I want it all!
Funk this spit, I'm sick of it
You're goin' down, this is a war!
I've just begun
It's about that time
Gotta get mine

You can't kill me
Cuz I'm already inside you

Sick


Edited for those that are against bad language. Funk and spit...you know what they are. I left *** because well you can say *** on cable, so I assume we can say it here :)
#157 Jan 24 2007 at 9:55 AM Rating: Decent
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i i i i i'm not your steppin stone!!


I SAY WE ALL CHEER ARKETA ON FOR HER MARK ON SOCIETY AND FOR HITTING 74

go arky go!!!

lol nice lyric TRY THIS ONE OUT!!! SLAYER!! who im seeing in feb IM A PIT MONSTER

Edited, Jan 24th 2007 12:59pm by meradinmandarb
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#158 Jan 24 2007 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Each morning i get up i die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord, what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But i just can't get no relief, lord!

Somebody, ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard every day of my life
I work till i ache my bones
At the end (of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on
My own-i get down on my knees
And i start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes lord
Somebody, ooh somebody
Can anybody find me-somebody to love?

(he works hard) everyday-i try and i try and i try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say i`m goin` crazy
They say i got a lot of water in my brain
Aw they ain't got no common sense
He's got nobody left to believe in

Ooh ooh ooh ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Can anybody find me to love?

Got no feel, i got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I`m alright, i`m alright
I ain`t gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday i`m gonna be free, lord!

Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love

Somebody, somebody
Somebody find me
Somebody find me someone to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Find me somebody, somebody, somebody to love

Find me find me find me find me find me
Ooh somebody to love

Anybody, anyway
Anybody find me somebody to love?

Yeah, yeah

Love
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#159 Jan 24 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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Almight, that made me laugh. :)
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#160 Jan 24 2007 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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EXILE

Just tell me FAWKING why everything becomes an issue
Your opinion is always senseless - FAWK this
You make my fawking skin crawl
I've lived with it - can't stand anymore
My worst nightmare
I want to take a bullet in the FAWKING head
Every time I think of you, every time I think of you

You self-righteous FAWK
Give me a reason not to rip your FAWKING face off
Why don't you take a good look in these eyes
Cause I'm the one that's gonna tear your FAWKING heart
out
My hate is contagious
Anyone else need to vent?
You've tried my tolerance; I just want you to die

There's nothing more for me to say
There's nothing more for you to say
There's nothing more for us to say
I FAWKING hate you anyway
EXILE

Can't count the ways that you light my FAWKIN fuse
I can't tolerate the sight of you, the thought of you or
anything about you
You know what I want to see?
How many ways can a loser FAWKING lose
I know you'll find a way
The humility awakening the idiot inside
You spineless FAWKING maggot - you're just wasting my
time
Get out of my face - Get out of my life
Out of my FAWK way - Just die

BOOYAH OWNED!!!!
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#161 Jan 24 2007 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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Arketa wrote:
I never said that :O


My bad ; ;

Fixed =X

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#162 Jan 24 2007 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Almighty, that made me laugh my *** off :D
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#163 Jan 24 2007 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
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so now when soren wears azzlezz chaps you can see right through him...
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#164 Jan 24 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Mebbe. Only Chief would know for sure >.>
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#165 Jan 24 2007 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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Everyone send 1 million gil to my delivery box

I'm going to attempt to buy Windy this weekend
#166 Jan 24 2007 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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gil sent
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#167 Jan 24 2007 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
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Chief, you can send 1million to my inbox too... cuz I'm always poor.

:X
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#169 Jan 24 2007 at 10:00 PM Rating: Decent
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So I tried stepping up from Medium to Hard on Guitar Hero II today...



I got my *** kicked by Shout at the Devil, and that song is the easiest song in the game D:



***** you, Orange!
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Darklordoftoast you're my hero


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I was really hoping that she'd start leveling DNC. Then she could go to parties as WHM/DNC and have 2 ways to not cure.
#170 Jan 24 2007 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Dear:

[ ] Moron
[ ] Loser
[ ] Ganker
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the sticky thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Black Mages!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Dragoons!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Ninjas!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Beast Master!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[ ] You're just an idiot.
[ ] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[ ] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is too obvious.Duh!
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
[ ] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[ ] Delete your Content IDs.
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat AV.
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go join World of Warcraft.

Sincerely,

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[ ] Your worst enemy.
[ ] A general passer-by.


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I was really hoping that she'd start leveling DNC. Then she could go to parties as WHM/DNC and have 2 ways to not cure.
#171 Jan 24 2007 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
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anyone watch the state of the union?
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#172 Jan 24 2007 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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I did.

Cheney seriously looked like a Sith Lord.
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#173 Jan 25 2007 at 5:07 AM Rating: Good
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Cheney seriously looked like a Sith Lord.


LOL.....I have said this all along. I told my friend that same **** 2 years back, and he just laughed. Then last night after the state of the union, he sent me an IM and said "Yeah I see it now".

Guess they used Jedi mind tricks to make the public vote for Dubya the second go around
#174 Jan 25 2007 at 7:35 AM Rating: Decent
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IF A TRAIN TRAVELING AT MACH 7 IS HEADING WEST FROM GEORGIA
AND A CAR TRAVELING EAST IS TRAVELING AT 30 KM AN HOUR, FROM CALI


WHERE AND WHEN WILL THEY MEET IF THEY KEEP UP THERE CURRENT TRAJECTORY AND SPEED.

AND HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!

I
I HATE
I HATE YOU

DU
DU HAST
DU HAST FICH

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! NO I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE

BUT I WONT DO THAT! NO I WONT DO THAT ~ chieftobique, mating call!!





OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!! I WISH TYRA WOULD HELP ME SHARPEN MY TEETH....




DRUGS ARE BAD KIDDIES
DONT DO THEM
AND DONT LISTEN TO CHIEFTOBIQUE CUZ HES THE BIGGEST
D
R
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U
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ALIVE!!!

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#175 Jan 25 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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I am still 47 million away from buying Windy from the taru. Come on you bastards, open your wallets!
#176 Jan 25 2007 at 9:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Omg Arketa that was so hot. mmmm sizzling *******.

and Chief Queen ftw.
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#177 Jan 25 2007 at 9:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...


Holy faw-king sheet!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the **** end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I ****** my fawkin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"Fawk me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got [right] on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfawkin'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fawkin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this sheet never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this sheet never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God ****, sheet the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Sheet the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God ****, sheet the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God ****, sheet the bed!

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#178 Jan 25 2007 at 5:02 PM Rating: Decent
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thank you for the tool.
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#179 Jan 25 2007 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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This thread feels so neglected now...











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Wuv me? Prs?
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#180 Jan 25 2007 at 5:14 PM Rating: Decent
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this thread isnt emo...

it will grow in its own time in its own way...

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#181 Jan 25 2007 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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Mostly because you're logged in now xD That reminds me of that Elmo meets Emo conversation I had a few days ago, ironically....that has marketability written all over it!
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#182 Jan 25 2007 at 7:03 PM Rating: Decent
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#183 Jan 25 2007 at 8:08 PM Rating: Good
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Three words back: Dubya Tea Elf. xD
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#184 Jan 26 2007 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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Fetch me a shrubbery.
a shrubbery? a single shrubbery? just one shrubbery? sorry i can't stop trying to imagine what a shrubbery looks like.
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#185 Jan 26 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Decent
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High hoes high hoes,
its off to work i go
high hoes high hoes high hoes high hoes
high hoes high hoes high hoes
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#186 Jan 26 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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#187 Jan 26 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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AAH AAH EEH EEH TOOKIE TOOKIE!
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#188 Jan 26 2007 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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I can see clearly now the rain is gone
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I could really go for some pad thai right now.
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#190 Jan 26 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where are the anecdotes?


Geesh.


NOTE: This story comes with added sound effects.


Okay so Guankim introduced me to some of his friends. One of them was Eckardt. Eckardt wanted to farm chips in Pso'Xja, *CLICK* and farming in Castle Oz wasn't going *CLICK-whirrr* so great for me *CLICK* (I died and couldn't *CLICK* find a raise) so we went *CLICK*, and the first diremite we kill *CLICK-whirrr* drops a chip, then the 5th or *CLICK-whirrr* so drops one, and we're done. So then we're looking for *CLICK* something do to, and he suggests avatars. *CLICK*

(What the **** is that clicking noise? Is there something in the hallway.... no, there doesn't seem to be anything odd out here. It sounds like it's coming from inside my room. Maybe I can hear what it is better if I turn down the music...)

So he D2's *CLICK* me, which I'm not used to since *CLICK-whirrr* (Oh sh't, is that my hard drive? Dammit, where the **** is my Windows disc?) I haven't really got any friends that are BLMs *CLICK* that I *CLICK* run around with. When I get *CLICK-whirrr* back to Bastok, I have to mule my shield with *CLICK* +elemental resist on it to myself so *CLICK-whirrr* that I can survive avatar 2HR's and *CLICK* *CLICK* my computer mystierously *CLICK* *CLICK-whirrr* crashes, but I don't catch the BSOD error, and I log back on.

(Please don't die. Please don't die. Please don't die. Please don't die. Where the f'ck is my install disc??!)

It takes *CLICK* a *CLICK* little *CLICK* while *CLICK-whirrr* for my game to load, but finally it does, and we're off to go fight Ramuh *CLICK* first. The fight goes well, although Eckardt died... him meleeing and curing *CLICK* me was generating a little too much enmity for *CLICK* just thf tanking, and he bit it to a blood pact, but reraised and we won. *CLICK-whirrr* Then we turned in whispers and decided what we were going to do next.

(Sweet, hanging around in Norg, and it seems to have stopped clicking, maybe it's just not level, I'll check my case... there, now it's perfectly level, and I'm ready to continue.)

We start heading to the Den of Rancor, but make a short side trip to *CLICK* get him an Uggalepih key so that he can get a paintbrush of souls, but two or three kills and we've got the key, so it's not that big of a sidetrip.

Then we go and duo leviathan, which goes alright, because this *CLICK* time he's playing true backline and just hanging back and curing and doing barwatera *CLICK* and we finish and win. We're not breaking any records or anything, but neither of us died, so that's the important thing.

We go back to Norg to turn in whispers, but by this point he's *CLICK-whirrr* getting sleepy, so he decides to turn in for the night. I fail to come up with something to do and decide to go explore Pso'Xja. *CLICK* *CLICK* I OP to Beaucedine Glacier *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK-whirrr* *CLICK* *CLICK* but the zone doesn't *CLICK-whirrr* load, and my computer crashes again.

This time, I catch the BSOD error and it's kernel_package_exchange_error, which I quickly Google, only to discover it's indicative of a HDD error. I pop open my case and check my cables, but neglect to notice that I've pulled free my USB keyboard and turn my PC back on. Windows pops up the message about *CLICK* checking the disk for consistency and running CHKDSK, but I wanted to run it from safe mode and couldn't figure out why it wasn't giving me the option *CLICK* and mashing the spacebar to cancel isn't working. *CLICK-whirrr*

So then it auto repairs a few files, all ones with names like 35.DAT, and I'm not sure if they're FFXI files (my first thought), or something else, but my computer reboots and seems fine for about an hour.

(Thank god that's fixed. I was worried I'd have to reinstall to my 2nd HD and struggle through copying off all of my important files like pictures of my family and such, now I can go back to procrastinating burning a backup of them!)

I go into Pso'Xja, and am wandering around. I click a ??? and some NM golems spawn which seem to switch off damage absorbtion, so I find that by switching between the two I can avoid hitting for 0, and that's cool, exploring is fun.

Then I get a little deeper and realize that I can't go backwards, and guessing by the level of the mobs around me and taking stock of my lack of bloody bolts (used the remainder of my last stack not 30 mins earlier during my exploration) *CLICK* (What the f'ck was that? Did it just click? Oh, **** no.) and realize that I can't go forward either without risking death, which will probably be my only means to leave the zone, as I've also neglected to *CLICK* bring along a warp scroll.

And that's when it happens. *CLICK* My entire system freezes. *CLICK-whirrr* *CLICK-whirrr* *CLICK-whirrr* FFXI crashes *CLICK-whirrr*, and the last thing I see before another *CLICK* BSOD and ultimate *CLICK-whirrr* system breakdown is Windows telling me that my FFXI log directory is corrupted. *CLICK* (Oh sh't.) *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK-whirr* *CLICK* *CLICK* (Oh sh't. Oh sh't. Oh sh't.) *CLICK-whirr* *CLICK* *CLICK-whirr* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK-whirr* *CLICK* *CLICK-whirr* *CLICK* (Ohsh't.Ohsh't.Ohsh't.Ohsh't.Ohsh't.) *CLICK-whirr* (No.No.No.No.No.No.NoNoNoNoNononononono. YOU F'CKING ******* PIECE OF MAXTOR SH'T YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME I HAVEN'T GOT AN INSTALL DISC!!!) *CLICK-whirr* *silence* (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

FFXI Microsoft Windows killmed my hard drive. I'm certain of it. Bill Gates was obviously jealous that I was going to hit 75 before Dynamis this Saturday.

Edited, Jan 26th 2007 5:18pm by Arketa
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#191 Jan 26 2007 at 6:14 PM Rating: Decent
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All I can say is....somewhere in there, I got a tell about the HD crashing...that explains later silences.... {I'm sorry!} So ... what explains the silence over laptop now? Hopefully you're getting a new HDD setup. And yes, you may now ignore my question about how Die-in-mass went this morning whenever you do look at your laptop >.>
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#192 Jan 27 2007 at 6:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Zanshiro wrote:
All I can say is....somewhere in there, I got a tell about the HD crashing...that explains later silences.... {I'm sorry!} So ... what explains the silence over laptop now? Hopefully you're getting a new HDD setup. And yes, you may now ignore my question about how Die-in-mass went this morning whenever you do look at your laptop >.>



Actually, I think I forgot to turn my laptop off when I left for the weekend. (Could have sworn I did though >:/ oh well, if I'm on MSN don't expect any replies, as I haven't got 30km long arms (or eyes) to respond with.)


Aaaand... today is snow fun, unless Rhi picks something else she wants to do today (she was complaining that she hated snow yesterday).



Anyway, Hag installed Vista for me, so we're going to see how this works out. It's taken me a good two hours this morning to clean off my old harddrive, which... isn't making any clicking noises (somehow I'd rather it would), and I'm going to format it in a bit. Now, I just need to find out if he copied my files off my previous 2nd drive, or if all my videos are gone for teh evers... *sniffles* I want my Invader Zim!
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#193 Jan 27 2007 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Lol Arketa...










...You left your laptop on :P
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#194 Jan 28 2007 at 12:09 AM Rating: Decent
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the story was great. nice narrative, and i like the sound effects. sorry bout your hard drive, but dont take it too bad. really, this is an opportunity to enjoy the great toronto winters... er, i mean enjoy some healthy, fun time with your family, no need to rush back to vanadiel in any case.

i have been enjoying my time in this life, i play when i can, and when i have the inclination to. i dont even think about getting a kraken club, or an excalibur most of the time. i dont think about getting my fishing skill up to 100 any more, i just go chop a hole in the river and drop a line and wait now... and at the end of the day i have some fish for a couple good meals. time well spent i assure you.

on the other hand, i have enjoyed the time i have spent in vanadiel more so lately then before. mostly because there is still so much to do and i have so many things left unfinished... such is life. listen to me, it is 4 am local time and i am operating on 1.5 hrs sleep in the last 36. time for me to crash, gotta be up in 4 hrs. see ya'll suckas on the flip-side.
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#195 Jan 28 2007 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't mind me, I'm just farming closer to 1k...
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#198 Jan 28 2007 at 10:10 PM Rating: Decent
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play nice

try this:

do unto others as they would have you do unto them

that will make things go a little smoother for everyone concerned, and everyone would be getting what they want.
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#199 Jan 29 2007 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Dear spirits, Chief with the Biblical anecdote O.o i was blindsided.
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#200 Jan 29 2007 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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actually, that aphorism was modified a little by a friend of mine from the Rocky Mountains. if you can spot the discrepancy on first reading and understand its true meaning within seconds, you are one quick cookie. anyhow, the implications of that newly coined aphorism astound me, and give me hope that the world can change if individuals truly wanted it. change yourself and you change the world.
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#201 Jan 29 2007 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, actually it should be in essence something we have tried to follow for a longtime. "Treat people with respect and consideration." I did catch the discrepancies from the typical Biblical quote, but nonetheless, the anecdote theory dictates one source. This version is just a less self-focused, which sadly, too many people in our society can't comprehend in the first place, as it also requires accepting people for who they are. ^^

AKA - The Silver Rule...your friend is very old if he coined that change, haha ^^ Long have Buddhists followed much the same but not called that. ^_~

Here's one such reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_rule

Mind you, I disagree with much of what's mentioned in that text, as I feel it means basically the same thing as the golden rule, but people choose not to UNDERSTAND the teachings, but merely get overly literal and think to fully understand things by the word exactly... "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." That basically means to consider others and show them respect as you would like to be given to yourself...it doesn't mean, as in that article, to give a firm handshake because you like them. If that's what the churches have begun teaching and what is being passed as the right way, then it has fallen a LONG way from my times as an acolyte before I began following the Tao.

Editing to add a bit and push Chief to a claim, lawl!

Edited, Jan 29th 2007 5:56pm by Zanshiro
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